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[sausageinadress]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-- SNAILS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, THE LITTLE FUCKING SLIME RAGS OF DISGUST, THEY'RE SURROUNDING THE HOUSE AND I CAN'T GET OUT WITHOUT SEEING AT LEAST 5-- CAN MY GUARDIAN ANGEL SAVE ME? CAN SUPERMAN MIRACULOUSLY EMERGE FROM THE DEPTHS TO ELIMINATE THEE CRETINS OF MISERY FROM MY FRONT YARD

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[blurrysarah]

Ah, some things never change.

[sausageinadress]

Think I'd find some other harmless creature to be petrified of? Of course not.

[severedahlia]

be thankful you dont have the cockroach infestation my apartment does. we refer fondly to it as the "roach motel".