Official release of my FICTIONAL monologue, this is the beginning of a startling career

[savait]

Hi, I’m a sexoholic.

I live for sex. I’m not saying I’m some kind of prostitute. I just can’t get enough of it. To me, sex is better than a stress ball or throwing things against the wall… unless you’re thinking of throwing me against the wall. Plus, they say sex is a whole body workout. So what’s wrong with ‘sexercizing’ 5 times a day? It’s a

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[savait]

hahah thanks! it came almost naturally.

[aulait]

Me too. Why did you have to perform this monologue? I'd pay a lot of money to see you, heh heh. I wrote something similar a long time ago, except it involved S&M.

[savait]

i had to do a 2 minute monologue for my theatre exam! yes, all those lucky bastards getting turned on for free. i even flashed some leg for that A, what a slut i know. to be honest i really tried to be so cheeky during the act that it made me a bit uncomfortable looking people in the eye after it was done; i almost had the urge to go up to them after and say 'you know that wasn't really me right!'

[deflect]

please develop it into a full thing and then put it in ceriph's second issue!!! xxxx

[savait]

hahah ok sounds fun, i'll see what i can do! chase me for it

[anonymous]

inspired by Tucker Max? or jus something that came out of thin air?

anyways...if u are interested, u should look up Tucker Max, I hope they serve beer in hell.

Catch u soon.

-the smoke and the cold wind.