Comments | savant_snape: To all 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th year students

savant_snape

To all 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th year students

Mar 21, 2007 00:18

Due on Monday: three feet of parchment on love potions: ingredients, symptoms, duration, favoured method of delivery, and antidotes for each.

[Private to McGonagall]
The removal of points stays, Minerva and no amount of yowling is going to change that.
[/Private]

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trickly_fred March 21 2007, 06:42:59 UTC

Shit. Are we brewing a love potion, sir?

savant_snape March 21 2007, 07:03:31 UTC

Mr Weasley, you have two weeks of detention for the love potion you already brewed. Would you care to add to it?

trickly_fred March 21 2007, 07:06:17 UTC

But sir, I never brewed a love potion, I swear!

This ... this is George! Yes, I've stolen Fred's connection and this is George.

savant_snape March 21 2007, 07:07:41 UTC

Another week and ten points for lying to a Professor.

With Filch.

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Private to Professor Snape amarus_draco March 21 2007, 07:36:45 UTC

You can't mean me as well.

Do you include me in this?

Private to Draco Malfoy savant_snape March 21 2007, 07:40:19 UTC

You are a student in the aforementioned years.

Private to Professor Snape amarus_draco March 21 2007, 07:52:08 UTC

Yes, but Sir, I was the victim!

Private to Draco Malfoy savant_snape March 21 2007, 07:56:05 UTC

Then you should do exceptionally well on the symptoms and the antidote, as you were there when I brewed it.

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charming_sarah March 21 2007, 18:09:41 UTC

Are you going to ask us to brew one for you as well, Professor? I was always under the impression you were against love potions.

ccannonsnumber1 March 21 2007, 18:49:22 UTC

Maybe he needs it for himself someone?

charming_sarah March 21 2007, 18:52:32 UTC

Don't be ridiculous, Ronald. He's a better Potions Master than any of us could hope to be, and if he needed one for some reason, chances are he could brew it himself with less strain than assigning such a long essay to get it through our thick heads.

ccannonsnumber1 March 22 2007, 05:14:33 UTC

Oh... true... Unless he didn't want to get in trouble!

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ccannonsnumber1 March 21 2007, 18:52:20 UTC

Monday? Sir, there's no way to get some kind of extension on it?

savant_snape March 22 2007, 05:41:37 UTC

Five points from Gryffindor for such a stupid question.

ccannonsnumber1 March 22 2007, 13:25:36 UTC

But I just- er ... of course, sir?

savant_snape March 22 2007, 16:06:44 UTC

I don't give extensions.

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astute_hermione March 22 2007, 15:22:43 UTC

Is a there a penalty for going over three feet, sir?

savant_snape March 22 2007, 16:07:30 UTC

You would be the one to ask that. Go over four and I start taking points for every line over.

astute_hermione March 22 2007, 16:09:30 UTC

A four foot maximum? Thank you, sir.

savant_snape March 22 2007, 16:12:29 UTC

Do not use extremely small letters either, Ms Granger. Learn some brevity.

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