I don't know Dave, but I like knitting and I like helping, so here I am.
I am offering up the design and creation of one sports scarf. Alas, I do not have a personal photo of the one I made, but here is an example of what I mean:
It is a double-knit two-colour reversible scarf, with the team's logo at either end, and the team's name across the scarf lengthwise. Double-knit means extra-warm!
The way in which my scarf will be different from that image? I knit true reversible, not mirror-reversible. It will be legible on both sides. Because I can, mwaha.
Edited to add:
I DID THAT. Mwaha.
Parameters:
* You tell me what team you want.
* I make up the design and choose/acquire the yarn.
* You approve the design/yarn, &c.
* It will take me approximately two months or so to knit (and a couple of days to design). I'll keep you updated, naturellemente.
* Et voilà, a scarf!
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Bidding starts at $30. Please bid as a reply to the last bid (or, if you're first, to the comment I've made). Bidding will close at 11:59 PM Pacific Time, October 31st, this year.