Nine: [Action/Video] This is bullshit

[saved_ur_ass]

[The video shows two women facing off. Ruby has her arms crossed over her chest and the short brunette woman across from her has affected the same posture]

I've got to keep Sam away from the angels!

[Ruby rolls her eyes at the actress in front of her.]Seriously? Yeah, angels are douche bags but I think Sam's a big boy. Also has anyone noticed I'm

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[solidarius]

Demon! You are an affront to God and must be eliminated.

[Castiel's actor has...acquired the communicator. Castiel doesn't really care enough to stop him, unfortunately.]

[saved_ur_ass]

Just go ahead and try it actor boy. Or maybe I'll lock you and my actor in the closet. You can kill each other.

[solidarius]

I will try it. Fear my fingers, you're going to taste the smokey charred remnants of hell again, Ruby.

[saved_ur_ass]

Oh goody. Now we're turning this into porn.

Seriously? Catch up on your DVR. Been there. Done that. Got the pissed off angel.

[wayward_sam]

... why does yours not look like you at all?

Granted, I wouldn't say mine looks like me either.

[saved_ur_ass]

Because I got the prettiest blonde body?

Hell if I know. She's annoying as hell though.

I haven't seen yours...Oh God...she's waking up.

Sam! Sam! We need to get away from the angels

Yeah she won't listen to me when I say first of all, they're douche bags and second, Castiel is having problems viagra won't fix.

[wayward_sam]

Mine's... crying in the closet.

Um... maybe I just don't know you well enough, but she doesn't seem like you at all. Again, though, I'd like to think that mine was just dropped on his head when his skull was still soft, so maybe they're supposed to be what we don't want to turn out like?.

[saved_ur_ass]

This is event it going to make me kill people. My control is just not that good.

Mine is nothing like me. She's whiny. She's scared of everything and--

I'm not whiny! And there are things you should be scared of! [And now the actor is taking out a knife that looks like a bad knockoff of Ruby's knife. She makes a long cut across her arm and holds it out] Sam it will make you stronger.

[In response, Ruby hauls off and punches the actor, sending her back to the ground] There's also that. She wants to be an antichrist buffet no matter how many times I've told her I don't have a blood fetish.