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[saveme_barry]

[Video starts, and HI BARGE! You're getting a nice view of the inside of the foyer of a community centre, there's some nice orange walls, some vending machines, and a nice set of steps, which the camera is now ascending]All right, okay, look: All of this? Normal. Normal and boring, kind of familiar, actually, I've grown accustomed to the poor

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[video] /hoards the CR here meaning "cath replies"

[myshitstogether]

[Ignoring the bits about everything else because... Fuck if Seth cares. What he does care about is...]

Hey, shrimpshit. Any of those machines got some Snickers action going on? Because seriously. I am jonesing for a candy bar like you would not fucking believe.

[video] /the most valuable commodity of the common world

[saveme_barry]

[Nathan folds his arms, like he's totally in control of the hellish sequence of events that've brought him here, and as such, he's going to be a cocky little shit about them.]

I might have Snickers. What's it worth to you?

[Yeah, he's not just going to give away his ONE VALUABLE COMMODITY.]

[video] it's like a platinum prepaid credit card and gold bar had a bb. and that bb was british

[myshitstogether]

[Seth taps his chin thoughtfully here, with a helping of OBVIOUS SARCASM.]

Well, in exchange... I guess I could possibly refrain from kicking your scrawny shit ass up and down the goddamn hallways like a fucking soccer ball. [Winning smile.] Plus I got connections to the geezery bastard running the booze in this joint so.

[SHRUG!]

[Private video] A plastic, blinged out monstrosity with horrible teeth :c

[saveme_barry]

[Nathan raises his eyebrows.]

You know, I just heard the words arse, fucking, and balls, and an apparent desire to get me all liquored up. [He plants a hand over his heart, giving the least convincing look of innocence ever.] I'm not sure that I want to go handing out my sweets to any old pervert who threatens me with a bit of light GBH.