SPAM FOR NEIL

[saveme_barry]

[So Nathan had learned certain things about the Barge more quickly than others. He'd figured out that it was nothing like a prison, for starters. It was more like a hotel full of crazy people who couldn't get out. He'd also established that most of the wardens didn't seem to want to rape him. Finally, he'd worked out that there were certain

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[getlostforever]

[DOOP DE DOOP, Neil, who's supposed to be on hiatus but isn't, had just arrived to the deck to get his smoke on. UPON SEEING NATHAN, he just let out a dismissive scoff and leaned back near the door, more or less ignoring the other boy.]

[saveme_barry]

[Oh, you're not getting out of this that easy Neil! Nathan visibly brightens at seeing the other teenager, he spreads his arms wide in an insincere welcome, and declares, in a voice laced with over the top emotion:] It's Her Royal Majesty the Queen! [He plants a hand on his chest] So good to see you again, ma'am.

[Keeping his hand planted over his heart, Nathan begins to softly hum 'Candle in the Wind']

[getlostforever]

[Seeing as Neil grew up in a tiny town in Kansas, this kind of thing isn't really new to him. He saunters closer to the teen, sucks in some smoke, and gives him a smirk as he lowers his cigarette.]

Never had a guy sing at me before. [He leans RIIIIGHT IN.] You're just too fuckin' cute.

[saveme_barry]

[Nathan doesn't look even remotely bothered by Neil's attitude, and before he's even finished speaking, Nathan's upping the stakes on the serenading. Sadly, Elton John has been ditched in favor of the English National Anthem.]

God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the-- [Then Neil leans in towards him, and Nathan cuts himself off and takes a couple of steps back.] Hey, back up there, Oscar Wilde! I know I'm pretty hard to resist, but us hetero's need our personal space unmolested!