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[saveme_barry]

[Video clicks on, and Nathan is sitting in front of his journal, looking particularly regal today. You can see him from the waist up right now, and like so many others on the Barge today, he's not wearing a shirt. He raises his eyebrows.]

Feast your eyes, friends, in our noble snatching of these bodies, I think you'll find that I have landed the

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[captain_jtkirk]

It could use work.

[saveme_barry]

Yeah? I'll bet you'd like to do a little work on it yourself, wouldn't you? Well too bad!

[HANDS ON HIPS, SUPER INDIGNANT.]

I'm saving this luminous piece of arse for the ladies!

[captain_jtkirk]

I do not think Xochiquetzal will even be able to help you with women.

I could find you a mediocre looking man though.

[saveme_barry]

That's cool Zorro, I don't need help with women!

[He puts one hand over his stomach, and plants the other flat in the air in front of him, before thrusting his hips forward, humping an invisible partner.]

The light attracts them, you see? Like sexy deep sea fishes looking for a delicious bit of cock!

[intofireforever]

Yes! Go forth, and revel in your lust!

[FINALLY, Tlazolteotl finds someone to encourage!]

[saveme_barry]

[Nathan turns his head slightly, eyebrows raiiiising:]

Are you asking for a show? Because I am really good at wanking myself off, and I have been thinking about selling tickets to interested parties.

[intofireforever]

Do what you will! Honor me with your misdeeds.

[saveme_barry]

So you're saying you think I should just give you an eyefull of what comes naturally eh?

[He's reaching for his cock. YOU'RE A HOT CHICK, AND HE REALLY ENJOYS WANKING, THIS IS GONNA GO AHEAD IF NO ONE STOPS IT :C]

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[stopthat_destro]

[Peeeering at the camera.] I do not know you. Who are you?

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[saveme_barry]

[Nathan gyrates his hips, celestially.]

I am Queeeee...[He drags out the syllable, trying to decide where to go next. They were all Quetzo-something, weren't they?]etzoooo... Barry.

Quetzobarry. I am Quetzobarry.

[He turns his head from one side to another to give Rex a full view of his godly face.]

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[stopthat_destro]

I know no Quetzobarry. What do you rule over?

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[saveme_barry]

Dark side of the moon, baby!

[SMACKING HIS ASS, ALL SEXY LIKE!]

[you_run_i_chase]

Charming.

[saveme_barry]

I think the word you're looking for is Divine.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Yeah, and when one of them decides to come take your skinny ass up on it Quetzobarry? Looking at Coyo I don't think their idea of sex is all that vanilla.

Re: Private.

[saveme_barry]

['Quetzobarry' puts a hand on his heart.]

You suggest that I would allow the body of my generous host to be harmed? Never! If I am not a gracious and well mannered guest, then I am nothing at all!

All sex shall be entirely vanilla, for the duration of my time in this body.

[WATCH SEVEREN REGRET THIS LATER]

[yeehawkiller]

[And here's Severen... wearing earings, golden facepaint and a headress stuffed with cacti]

Your appendage glows like the crystals of Cueva de los Cristales. What ancient magic is this?

[AS WELL HE MIGHT]

[saveme_barry]

Yeah, looks pretty good, right?

[Nathan rolls his head back lazily, and gives a slow gyrate, ending in a hip thrust. His glowing penis gives a little flop as he does so.]

It's just a visual representation of just how great my jizz tastes.

[yeehawkiller]

Jizz? What is this Jizz?

[saveme_barry]

Oh, you know, father's milk? The giant serpent's pearls? Quetzobarry's home made mustard?