................what just happened.

Okay. First things first. Before I go into asking this, it is important that you all know right now that I AM NOT A PERVERT. I'm just helping out a friend. Yes. That's all.

That said, does anyone happen to have a bunnygirl outfit? You know. Ears and tail and all that stuff. Someone with weird kinks has to be around here somewhere. Haruhi couldn't ( Read more... )

Okay. Frankly, I am now an ordinary, very confused young man with no idea how the world operates anymore. Well, not that I distinctly knew before, but it makes even less sense now is what I was trying to get at. This has got to be--...ah, what was it called again? Iri, ira, iro--! IRONY. It has to turn out that right when Asahina-san joins us here ( Read more... )

Dear God That is Not Haruhi,

Where have all the sane people gone? It's been a nice run with this never-ending joke/dream/nightmare thing you've got going on for me, but I'd like to request a notice to wake up now. Yes. That would be very nice.

No more videos of Asahina-san blowing up planets, plzkthnx.

Exasperatingly Yours,

Kyon.

Why I'm ( Read more... )

I give up.

Haruhi, where are you at?

[Screened From Haruhi]

What exactly do girls expect on dates anyway? Do I have to get flowers and candy and all that generic supermarket rip-off sort of thing?

Wait. Nevermind. Scratch that. I refuse to accept this as a date. It's perfectly normal for a guy to ask a girl out--side for a public outing as a ( Read more... )

By chance is there a psychiatrist around? Or like, a therapist or something? i think I need mental help finding my sanity dealing with this stuff.

Madness.

She actually came back. Not really sure what to make of it. I mean, it's not like I didn't want Haruhi to come back--I did; had to go embarrass myself about it too--it's just...pretty weird. Problem is, if she disappeared from here and never made it back home, what's the possibility that happened to the other people who disappeared from here too? ( Read more... )

What is this madness? A short leave of absence and I get to come back to people dying, porn over-flooding the streets, and some mysterious doom fruit that's apparently bent on the destruction of the world. Haruhi would be having the time of her life here ( Read more... )

Y'know. Really. The longer I'm here, the more I dislike this place. It's gone beyond weird, which is really saying a lot since I'm considering it past SOS Brigade weird, and their weirdness excluding Haruhi, really, who's on a whole different level of weird is very, very high. Scientific experiments, phantom diseases, deaths induced by said ( Read more... )

...Okay. So. Apparently, there's a mother-complex-inducing plague going around this place that's making everyone want to go to a reunion (ten year high school reunion?) of some sort. Huh. Sounds like a bad midday television drama that got kicked off the air for poor ratings. So what is this epidemic anyway? Bubonic plague? Err, with less dying and ( Read more... )