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What time are you starting this?:3:12 am Name?:celina Nicknames?:moscow i guess even though it started as spanish fly. oh and lina, winie, whatever other crazy things my mom makes up. Date of birth?:well ill tell you its NOT on cinco de mayo. Sex?:tomboy Height?:5'5'5'5'5'5 i never understood how to write that shit out. Eye color?:brown but looks more like black. Where were you born?:in a hospital. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:i havent had one of those since rainbow brite was the shit. Pets?:tobias "matuta" phoenix Hair color?:dark brown but you can call it black. Piercings?:yeah, ears. Town you live in?:austin Favorite foods?:burritos Ever been to Africa?:no but i was raped kissed by someone from there. Been toilet papering?:i poop a lot. Love someone so much it made you cry?: Been in a car accident?:erica has. Croutons or bacon bits?:i totally read futons. i hate those things. Favorite day of the week?:monday when no one is at the bar. Favorite resturant?:falafel and fries restaurant. Favorite flower?:the ones i can pick for free. Favorite sport to watch?:i hate sports but ill watch boxing. Favorite drink?:vodka Favorite ice cream flavor?:im so over that. Warner Bros. or Disney?:waynes world. Favorite fast food restuarant?:thats so 1990. Carpet color in your bedroom?:tan i guess. i miss my red room. How many times did you fail your driver's test?:never. Whom did you get your last email from?:you know. sweet sweet from the tangles of... Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?:i just make aissa buy me a jean jacket on hers. What do you do most often when you are bored?:boredom is for boring people. Most annoying thing to say to me?:yup. Bedtime?:whenever my valium kicks in. Favorite TV show?:degrassi junior high. fuck the new season Last person you went out to dinner with?::aissa and migayguel Been out of country?:only to be called "coocui" Believe in magick?:he had aids once. Ford or Chevy?:whatever works. What are you listening to right now?:commercials. Have you ever failed a grade?:almost. stupid speech class fucked me up. If you have, what grade did you fail?:god! Do you have a crush on someone?:aissas big boob. Do you have a bf/gf?:aissas small boob. If so, what is their name?:haha. How long have you been together?:since she flashed it in aimees room. What are you wearing right now?:aissas dog pajama bottoms, dirty t-shirt. Would you have sex before marriage?:sex is only fun when i cant remember it. Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:substitute teachers only. Are you a virgin?:sometimes. Do you smoke?:trees. Do you drink?:im not doing this sober. Are you ghetto?:well im not white. Are you a player?:only if they wear a train hat. What are your favorite colors?:foreskin. What is your favorite animal?:panda bears, bees, hairless cats. Do you have any birthmarks?:this fucked up mole on my cheek. Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?:aimee and i used to try and stab each other with forks. Who do you talk to most on the phone?:my mom. Have you ever been slapped?:yeah and spit on. Do you get online a lot?:its annoying. Are you shy or outgoing?:drunk. Do you shower?:when i feel like it. Do you hate school?:it hates me. Do you have a social life?:its overrated. How easily do you trust people?:i dont. Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?:do sharks fart? Would you ever sky dive?:sounds dumb. Do you like to dance?:im dancing as i type this. Have you ever been out of state?:operation snow globe. Do you like to travel?:im a free bird. Have you ever been expelled from school?:nope. Have you ever been suspended from school?:haha yeah for writing something about my principal being a cocksucker. Do you want to get out of your hometown?:been there done that. Are you spoiled?:duh. Are you a brat?:only with my dad. Have you ever been dumped?:i dumped aissa in junior high. Have you ever gotten high?:so over that. Do you like snapple?:is that short for snot apples? Do you drink a lot of water?:its free. What toothpaste do you use?:toms of maine. Do you have a cell phone?:somewhere. Do you have a curfew?:not since high school. Who do you look up to?:people who are taller than me. Are you a role model?:mole model. i made myself laugh. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?:im not rich. What name brand do you wear the most?:steal. What kind of jewelry do you wear?:calculator watch, spirals in my ear, gold chains. What do you want pierced?:im not in high school. Do you like takin pictures?:i cant help it. Do you like gettin your picture taken?:only when your finger is over the lens. Do you have a tan?:send transmission to the one armed tan. Do you get annoyed easily?:yes. Have you ever started a rumor?:hahah. Do you have your own phone or phone line?:i have an unwanted 800 dollar phone bill. Do you have your own pool?:when i fill up the tub. Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:briefs with dirty fag stenciled on the ass. Do you have any siblings?:no oh i mean yeah i guess. Have you ever been played?:like an upright bass. Have you ever played anyone?:like a flute. Do you get along with your parents?:of course. How do you vent your anger?:until my knuckles get bruised. Have you ever ran away?:so far away. Have you ever been fired from a job?:to take angel to portland. Do you even have a job?:fuck a job. Do you daydream a lot?:sure. Do you have a lot of ex's?:yeah they live in texas. Do you run your mouth?:im always drunk. What do you want a tattoo of?:aissas swans. What do you have a tattoo of?:a pelican. What does your ex bf/gf look like?:alf. What does your most recent crush look like?:amazing. Whats her/his name?:swoon. Have you ever been bitched out?:i am the devil. Are you rude?:with 'tude. What was the last compliment you recieved?:from loris dad about my tattoos. Do you like getting dirty?:i like being dirty. Are you flexiable?:flexi glass. What is your heritage?:beans and tortillas. What is your lucky number?:fuck it. What does your hair look like right now?:smelly. Could you ever be a vegetarian?:yeah even though aissa always talks shit. Describe your looks?:haggard. If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?:im mexican dood. Would you ever date someone younger than you?:i should. Would you ever date someone older than you?:i have. When was the last time you were drunk?:now. How many rings until you answer the phone?:when i hear it which is usually never. Have you ever been skinny dipping?:i hate being naked. If yes, when was the last time?:shut up. When was the last time you went on a date?:old people love dates. Do you look more like your mother or father?:more like roadkill. Do you cry a lot?:fuck that. Do you ever cry to get your way?:fuck you. What phrase do you use most when on the phone?:i gotta go. Are you the romantic type?:like a gorilla. Have you ever been chased by cops?:only in those gasoline dreams. What do you like most about your body?:my liver. What do you like least about your body?:my fat heart. When did you have your first crush?:kindergarten. homer with those big green eyes and his speech impediment. When was the last time you threw up?:10 vodka tonics later... In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?:beards. Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?:my belly shows no matter what. What about cleavage?:no. Is your best friend a virgin?:extra virgin. Have you ever fucked someone up?:thats all i do. Have you ever been fucked up?:shiiiit. What theme does your room have?:lazy. What size show do you wear?:8 or 8 1/2 What is your screen name on AIM?:AIM is so 1995. How are you feeling right now?:fucked. When was the last time you were at a party?:i am the party. Have you ever given a lapdance?:maybe. Have you ever recieved one?:aissa is known for this. Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:i dont doubt it. What is one of your bad qualilties?:drunk What is one of your good qualilties?:drunk Would you marry for money?:if i were drunk What do you drive?:myself insane Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?:both So?:yeah Well?:motherfucker When was the last time you cried in school?:dumb Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: What kind of music do you like?: Would you ever bungee jump?: What is your worst fear?: Would you ever join the army?: Do you like cows?: If you were to die today, what would you do?: If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: Do you like to party?: Hearts or broken hearts?: Moons or stars?: Coke or pepsi?: Favorite scent?: Favorite band?: Would you ever dye your hair red?: How many languages can you speak?: What time are you finishing this?:
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