mr. wodka.

[savemesailor]

thanks to ACL festival after parties some creepy guy thought he could show me his penis if he offered me some drinks. he kept asking me if it was big and to watch it get bigger. i excused myself and biked home pretty fucking fast.
i never did see oasis either.

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[toreadoroflove]

:( im sorry

[thewhitness]

why didn't you just clock him with your bike lock?!?

[themillkids]

Noel Gallagher tried showing you his penis and you refused?

:(

[anonymous]

oasis acted like they were still popular in america or something.

[ex_poland851]

Wow, you got to see the real gun show!

It was fun trying to ferret out the Gallagher Boys with you. Let's do the same but different some time soon!