HI EVERYONE WHO ♥s KATE!
this is JoAnn and i just screwed with kates journal

i bet she wont notice for weeks!
anways! HAPPY WAY LATE SWEET 16TH DEARY!
i hope you like your layout :)

XOXO

i havent updated this whatcha ma hosier for like ever. i know you kids have missed me but i dont have much to say this evening except that our school is run by asshole shisters and sucks and HAPPY HOUSEWARMING TO MY DEAR DEAR JOANN SHE MOVED INTO WHITE EAGLE TODAY! thats right kiddies i said WHITE EAGLE joan is movin on up! YAY FOR HER!!!

MET MY NEW NEIGHBORS well one of them. i dont remember her name. o well. TAINTED LOVE my current musical choice. and now its video killed the radio star, also heard in the single best cinematic work ever, empire records. i still need to have my screening. maybe this week when my daddy goes to the boat and takes like half my family with him. I HEART ( Read more... )

hello my children. how are you doing. today i had an encounter with my arch-nemesis....THE MAGICAL HIPPY. yes thats right. for you kids who dont know who the magical hippy is, shes this chick from school that i was talkin shite about and she totally heard, and she dresses like a hippy and i was afraid she was gonna eat me. anywho me and my sister ( Read more... )

good bye braces, hello semi-pearly white smile. well they're gone kids. after six long loving years those cute little hunks of metal have been removed from my teeth. i think im experiencing a bit of seperation anxiety. i miss them. sigh. DAMN MY FATHER TO HELL. today at like three he called and told me that me and natalie couldnt mud wrestle. "too ( Read more... )

i came up with the bestest idea today at dinner. me and natalie kept getting yelled at for picking on hill, my dad told us we could take i outside, and i was like where dad...to the mud pit. then i was like wait we dont have a mud pit, then i was like i think we should. so i was like he natalie you wanna make a mud pit and the restle in it. she was ( Read more... )

hello my children. i hope you are all healthy and well. ive had a long day. i miss my lady friends. a couple of nights ago me and brit and trac and samuel played mono-pop-p-ly. i won. i dont care what brit says, i won. i was the witches hat, mwah hahahaha. i must get to julie and begin disinfecting her from her temporary and random sox love affair ( Read more... )

mwahhahahahah. i've escaped from the boat and the wrath of my evil father. ya so i had to go up to wisconsin to spend the weekend on our boat. it was ungodly boring. the resort that we keep the boat at has this annual party the day after the fourth of july. the "jamacian me crazy" party..please please i know its witty and excellent but try to ( Read more... )

BITCHES AND HOES ( Read more... )

hello children. how are you doing? i ask this because i care. im a caring person. yes yes i am. anywho...today was kimberly's birthday so i was stuck with my family the entire day, and i didnt speak civily to my father one time. oh well, you cant win em all. tomorrow is sunday. sundays are boring. i miss my joan. random comment. ok well im gonna go ( Read more... )