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[savethewave]

I always see "simply the best."

Just once, I would like something to be superlative, but really hard to grasp, full of hard-to-understand formulae, pie charts, and bar graphs on the verge of incomprehensibility. Here's what I want to see on my next pizza box:

"Complicatedly, the best."

Comments

[summerseabreeze]

If there has been one death involved in making that pizza, then it's the best.

[savethewave]

Well, if you get a meat topping, you know that at least ONE death was involved!

[summerseabreeze]

Mmmmm, one "fight to the death" pizza please!

[savethewave]

We know at least one animal lost the death-match for that sausage pizza.

[reverend_evil]

but.......have you tried the rest?

[savethewave]

Heh. Nice.

[thenobodygirl]

Yes, but would you eat it?

[savethewave]

You BET I would, for the same reason I want to sleep with Laura Bush! Just for the story!

[anonymous]

You think too much, and I love that.

[savethewave]

Thanks, I worry if I should stop all that thinkin' an' start draggin' my knuckles for a spell.

[dariens_haircut]

I know you said superlative,
but I misread it as superlaxative.
Not a property that I desire in pizza.

That cartoon Italian Pizza chef on the box doesn't work there.
It only takes the cops ten minutes to show up.
Because Krispy Kreme is next door.

[savethewave]

This is hilarious!

[dariens_haircut]

Thanks. Which part?

[savethewave]

Superlaxative, and the Krispy Kreme quip.