Thank you Lanie
The American Redneck
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half
dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.
I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same,
pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...
You might be a redneck if. . .
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who
is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me it is because I believe that you, like me
have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
about in this email.
God Bless the USA.