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[savingthesamsel]

[You know those cars that are really filthy, and someone comes along and writes "Wash Me" in the dirt on one of the windows or something?

Bumblebee is filthy, having traveled nothing but the dirty outside roads of Luceti. And someone has decided to kindly write instructions on him.]

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[valorandwisdom]

[Oh hey is that a car? That's not just a car, that's an awesome car. And Sora's a teenage boy, so let's go inspect the shiny new toy-

-that someone's written an order on. Dangit. Still, he can marvel over the car while washing it, so he doesn't really fight that one.] Awesome, who got to bring you? Uhmmm... gotta get a bucket. [And sponge and stuff, then there can be washing and admiring, brb Camero.]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Bumblebee is going to have to get a sign that says "THIS CAR IS SENTIENT AND DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE." Or something.

Oh well, sitting and waiting patiently for new guy's return.]

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[valorandwisdom]

[Sorry Bee, that's one thing he actually didn't see on his crazy world-tour. But there's probably posterboard and markers somewhere, he can make a sign no problem.]

[And a few minutes later he's back with a ginormous bucket and a couple of sponges to start washin' the car.]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[MUSIC. This requires music.]

Car wash!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa~

Talkin' about the car wash yeah!

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[canyonsiniowa]

[ OH GOD YES I SHALL NAME YOU THE USS BUMBLEBEE Kirk stooops... back tracks. Stares. Tilts his head. Stares some more. ]

When the hell did a car get here?

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[savingthesamsel]

[KIRK WOULD BE 'BEE'S NEW BEST FRIEND IF HE DID THAT. What an honor. This car doesn't really do anything besides sit there and stare back, though. He really needs to find a way to inform the population here that he's alive, though. Journal's too tiny to write in.]

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[canyonsiniowa]

[ THIS IS SO HAPPENING, EGGY. Kirk approaches the car and slowly walks around it. Part of him is gleeing because it's a Camaro from the twenty-first century, and Kirk his a history nerd. Part of him is gleeing because THANK GOD TECHNOLOGY where have you been. Though he stops at the window and sees the "WASH ME" written on it. ]

Someone bothered to write "wash me", but didn't actually do it? Geez.

[ ....okay. Washing the car. Bones will get over it. Time to move this baby next to the river. So he goes to open the driver's door. ]

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[savingthesamsel]

[FUCK YEAH The door opens easily and the interior is probably mighty fine. Smell that, Kirk? That's the smell of eternally new leather upholstery.]

[lockedin206]

[Is that... Is that a car? Alex is going to watch you very, very carefully.]

[savingthesamsel]

[Yes, just a car. Not some horrific figment of your imagination out to make your life a living hell, promise.]

[lockedin206]

[Sure. Alex is going to wander over on closer to you, Mr. Car. He's never been a huge fan of Camaros, more of a Corvette boy, but he can't help but admire you.]

[savingthesamsel]

[Damn straight, this is one fine Camaro. ...well, he's a little vain. But can you blame him?]

[crytearsofjoy]

[Oh look! It's Winry's favorite person-- er. Well.
Anyway, she sees Bee all FILTHY and this will just not do! She makes her was over and dusts a bit off his driver side window.]

You poor thing.

[savingthesamsel]

[Oh hey, it's that girl! Bumblebee makes a sound of agreement, nudging a little closer. He didn't mean to come off as rude last time, really. :C]

[crytearsofjoy]

[Winry pats Bumblebee on the hood and takes off. She turns back:]

I'll be right back with a large bucket and a sponge!

[savingthesamsel]

[HOORAY! Bumblebee beeps and starts up some music.]

Car wash! Talkin' about a car wash, yeah~