man, this would drive me nuts, but its hilarious

...Without me Dale’s world would be much less blurry, confusing, and painful….and she would also be dead.

seriously guys....my brain is fried....I don't think I can memorize one more greek name, psychotropic drug, or date on the bicycle history timeline......

fuck this game. this is what I get for trying this semester

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Gentlemen, start your coffins

A part of me really wishes I could do this

drunk and disorderly pooh

fermented apples are the new way to get fucked up

Just when I think you've really done all you can to fuck this up, you surprise the hell out of me.....One day you'll turn around, and all your friends will be gone and so will she, but it'll be too late ( Read more... )

Suburban Girl Finds Out She's a Princess

wtf??? Princess diaries much?
except Bumpe, Sierra Leone isn't as nice as Genovia

Morning After Pill Approved for OTC Sales
Decision allows over-the-counter sale of Plan B for those 18 or older

i can't wait to go back to school. The longer I'm here the more its proved that there is nothing left here for me. Jessi went to Italy for like 2 weeks and I didn't know what to do with myself ( Read more... )