So I suppose I haven't updated this in a while... Don't see why that should offend since methinks only my roommate knows of this account... so we'll just pretend I'm talking to myself. Actually then no need to pretent, but for argument's sake what ( Read more... )

Siren is a cat.
A mighty beast of squealing.
Hello piece of ham.

I have eaten too many cookies. Frosting makes my tummy rumble and sugar makes my brain hurt. But it tastes so good? Why? Why ( Read more... )

Ok so ( Read more... )

My nose is drippy.
The bug bite is quite itchy.
A cupcake for me?

I HAVE A HOTPACK ON MY FACE!

How does one reconcile two incompatible desires ( Read more... )

With every movement ( Read more... )

Thanks for not seeing me in your champagne colored quest.

And back in this state we go ( Read more... )