I hate to say it, but I've actually exhausted my supply of busywork.

Entertain me, for the love of god! Comment! Mock! Whatever, just provide me something more mentally stimulating than staring at the fucking clock.

I seem to be on the rebound from the whole depression thing. Now, i just have stress, unending and willful ( Read more... )

As I have mentioned, I'm currently working on a script for a web comic. I can do the writing, but I need someone to do the visuals. In other words, my ability to draw doesn't go much farther than stick figures.

If you are such a person, or just want to give it a read here what i've written so far

Let me know what you think.

I get more replies from a bullshit joke post than I do when i make a post with actual content. XD

Who are you?

Where do you come from?

Are you listening to me?

What do you want to do with your life?

Bless you, Motivator. You have filled my morning with joy.

Read on, and lift your spirits.
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The only good pants are off pants.

The Man with the Gun could taste nothing save for the cold, unforgiving gun metal, and the acidic taste of fear rising up from his stomach, the barrel of the pistol pressed hard against the back of his throat, invading his body like a vicious tumor, cocked and ready to destroy.

He closed his eyes tight and pulled the trigger.

Click.The man ( Read more... )

I hereby declare my house a no pants zone.

Please remove pants upon entry, lest the house be angered.

I'm scouring the internet for pictures of Chewbacca, and pictures of Ron Jeremy.

I'll just let you all speculate.