Just 7 more hours of work. Five today, hopefully two tomorrow ( Read more... )

I'm going to bitch slap the next person who asked me if I'm getting cold feet.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again...

God hates my Cowboys

OKOKOK!

Who knew it was so hard making a website for a business...

Can anyone hook me up with some kickass painkillers for my back? I'll love you for life

Eleven more days of freedom.

Tonight is one of those nights I'm not going to get much sleep. A combination of loud snoring and too much thinking. I'm afraid that I'm not going to be a good husband or a good father, when that time comes.

I don't know what's wrong with me, guess just tired and moody.

No I don't wanna convert to the Jehovah's Witnesses!

No I don't wanna buy your crappy tupperwear set that looks like it "fell off a truck"!

No I don't need a credit card machine!

How do I know when I'm having a bad day at work?

I start missing my old job at the turnpike...

Anybody else watching Robot Chicken on Adult Swim?? If you aren't, you should be.

I've been busy with work and planning the wedding. If I can get my lazy ass to scan the invitation, I'll post it, but probably not.

I am worth $1,113,710.00 on HumanForSale.com