This pisses me off NO END

[sayceman]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_re_us/spring_break_at_wal_mart

I HAD THIS IDEA. I HAD THIS IDEA.God, I had this idea, and I even wrote a short story about it. The only difference is that I didn't try to apply what would work in a

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[seamonkey314]

I think he could have done better. For one thing, you can stay up a long long time on very little sleep, and with locking bathroom stalls I think you'd be able to get some solid hours in. I know I've personally stayed in a Walmart for ~6 hours, and that was a smallish one is western PA, I imagine a larger more urban walmart would be even better. The target in Pasadena has two stories and a ton of places you could chill for a while.

[catch2002]

welcome to my world when I was watching the Colbert Rapport and he started going on about how Happy Holidays is a more holy phrase then Merry Christmas. God Damnit no one believes I said it first now.

fuck you colbert

[tommykilleen]

You both lose. Once, on Jeopardy!, during the "Trebek talks to nerds" portion of the show, one of the contestants said that he believed every person has one superpower, though it's usually something too mundane to recognize. I've been saying that since I was 8 years old! Then when Trebek asked what the guy's power was, he replied that he can microwave a perfect bag of popcorn every time. I do that too! However, I believe that that's just a talent and not a true superpower. My superpower is that my teeth can heal themselves if they start getting cavities.