Poems. Or, The Art of Escaping Daily Pain

[sayceman]

There once was a boy in the Corps

Comments

[seamonkey314]

You reak (like a Luke fart, strength wise at least, although not in a room clearing foulness sense) of Billy Collins influence.

[tommykilleen]

If you're talking about Luke Rice, I agree wholeheartedly. Luke can fart in one corner of a room in Penn State's huge library, and you'll hear it resonating from way in the other corner. I might have to contact Guinness about this.

Oh, and I was gonna say the same thing re: Billy Collins.

[sayceman]

His anal faculties have been legendary since at least elementary school, let me tell you. He also pulled a vein out of his nose once when he was on a booger search.

[sayceman]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[anonymous]

Hey Sayce,
I have a question totally unrelated to your lovely poetry. Which address do I use for Maki? Her Turkmenistan addresses are different on her facebook profile and her blogspot page.

Thanks!
Sarah

[sayceman]

Sarah - I'm not sure which is which, but the one that starts with Turkmenistan on the first line and ends with her name on the last line is the correct one (or at least the one I've been using).