tomorrow i am going to the american museum of natural history to measure skulls. you know, elephant skulls, bear skulls, rodent skulls, maybe some whale skulls if i can pull it off. it's going to be AWESOME.
aka, i am now an applied math lab research assistant. aka, badass.
the company that makes "fruit stripe" gum should start spending a little more money on making the flavor last longer. all i want is gum that tastes amazing and has shitty tattoos that never work on the wrapper AND lasts more than thirty seconds. man.