'nother Fic Meme

[saying_sooth]

Tell me about a story I never wrote (e.g. "The one where Jirou and Kojirou initially do not get along and produce chaos in Yamamoto's life") and I'll write you a snippet from it.

Available fandoms: KHR, Harry Potter, Bleach, xxxHolic, Glee, others. :3 Request and I will fill~

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[epicsoup]

I don't even ship this, but I do need this snippet like BURNING D:

1.The one where Tsuna is a Pokemon trainer, who meets Gym Leader Yamamoto and Nurse Gokudera and the three of them fall in love and have 11 kids

And this one is for Foxy since she didn't approve of #1 D: (But it's so fun!)

2. The one where Mukuro is Kurt and Tsuna is Finn. (Yeah, I dunno how that would work either, but YOU CAN DO IT CINDY *BELIEVES*!)

3. The one where Albus Severus tells Harry that he's dating.... uh... Louis Weasley.

[saying_sooth]

2. One of Mukuro's biggest criticisms of Tsuna is that he has very boring fashion sense - really, the same outfit everyday. The Mist Guardian plans to get him a pair of riding boots and an artfully ripped shirt and maybe a scarf someday, or at least illusion it on.

"Tsunayoshi-kun," Mukuro drawls, looking his Boss up and down with considering eyes. "Are you a size 4 or a size 6?"

Tsuna looks up, suspicious, and wisely does not choose to reply.

[epicsoup]

LOLOLOLOLOL XD Tsuna's like "D: He's trying to get into my pants. ;A; Hiiiiiii."

Mukuro should just illusion it on XD It would make things infinitely easier--or y'know, maybe just illusion it all off~ ;)

[kchanlp]

PFFFFFFFF BRB LAUGHING TSUNA'SMY PANTS OFF.

[saying_sooth]

The next morning in the schoolyard, Watanuki stuffs a cardboard box into Doumeki's arms.

It takes Doumeki a second to come out of his deadpan and look inside. "...What is this?"

"It's the dog! The dog you left with me! Take it back!"

The brown, lop-eared puppy lets his tongue hang out and pants happily.

"Why?" Doumeki reaches in and pats the dog carefully - Watanuki is looking at the puppy as if he expects it to bite - but the puppy just looks up at him.

"Because it's not a dog, it's DEMON SPAWN." Doumeki tunes out the rest of Watanuki's diatribe. When Watanuki's arms stop waving vociferously, Doumeki calmly transfers the box back into Watanuki's arms. Before Watanuki can further protest, Doumeki says, "I think that Himawari-chan would love to play with a puppy."

[saying_sooth]

Watanuki freezes in the middle of taking a breath to shout at Doumeki. A glint comes into his eyes, and he runs off without further shouting.

Doumeki smiles quietly.

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Sorry darling, needed to add that little bit at the end, but had to get off the computer before.

[thisistony]

1. "The one where Gokudera and Yamamoto's personalities were switched."

2. "The one where Tsuna grew up in Italy and went to the mafia kid school with Gokudera and then Yamamoto transferred in." (The mafia school that Dino attended with Squalo.)

3. "The one where established 5980 turns into 59Fem!80 for an indeterminate period of time. They might have had children in the mean time, I can't remember."

4. "The one where Gokudera was a Varia member and Bel was Tsuna's creepy, overly-defensive sempai. "

[saying_sooth]

2. "So, you're my advisor? Can I call you sempai? Italy's really exciting, so different from Japan!"

Gokudera puffs on his cigarette and thinks about strangling the new transfer student. He'd do it too, but the sheath and katana hanging from Yamamoto Takeshi's back stays his hand. This new guy had gotten stellar recommendations from both Superbi Squalo and Reborn upon joining the academy, so he's no joke despite the idiocy. Gokudera scowls. It's a pain that he's one of the only people in this place who's fluent in Japanese.

However, Gokudera brightens when he sees a familiar head of spiky brown hair coming down the hallway. "Jyuudaime!" he calls, waving a hand fiercely in the air.

Tsuna sees him and walks over quickly. "Hey Gokudera-kun. Who's your new friend?"

"He's not my friend." Gokudera reassures Tsuna.

[thisistony]

omg, I love it. FFFF yes. It's too bad this is just a snippet, I was getting all excited about it, too :X

[kchanlp]

Hahaha, remember that one where TYL!Bianchi and TYL!Shamal were trying to get TYL!Gokudera a girlfriend, but it turned out that he was secretly dating TYL!Yamamoto, who wasn't very happy about Gokudera having to go on dates with women under the pressure of Bianchi's poison cooking sisterly love? Yeah, I loved that one... <3

[saying_sooth]

XD That deserves an actual fic. But for now, a snippet

[kchanlp]

OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME and I would love you until the end of the universe and beyond. I'm serious. Deadly. ♥

OMG RANCID PIZZA! Bianchi is ebil. >B The interaction between the two was sweet and, omnomnom, Gokudera flushing and running to explain everything, oh. *glomps* Loved~

I'LL WAIT FOR THE FIC SNIF SNIF SNIF Great snippet, unf~ <3

[onna_sannomiya]

I'm looking forward to this one as well. Sorry for butting in. :)

[juniormint]

Remember the one where Gokudera met a guy on an online dating site and after chatting for a few weeks, decided to meet up with him and found out that his special person was Yamamoto? That was hilarious.