SHIT ME TO FUCKING TEARS

[saynighty_night]

WHY WOULD MELINDA PUT ME AS A FUCKING REFERENCE FOR HER NEW JOB!?!?!

i hate you slut!!!
fuck me.

I'm Calm

Comments

[framexmyxheart]

HAHHAHAHA.

i guess be happy because she is sad and has no friends?

[d_code]

when they call... tell them that
she works well with people
well with them, under them? same difference eh?

[d_code]

and she get's makes breakfast deli rolls for people perfectly almost EVERY morning!!

SHE can carry two things, at once!

[saynighty_night]

It was a simple game of Catch 22.
I had to say nice thing about her in order for her to get the job and hence leave.
[and now...the dirt...isnt coming off.]

Some refernce seeking guy: ok, Gareth..could you tell me any downsides to melinda?
*my face lights up*
Gareth: No..

I just said she enjoys the occasional drink-...-ing binge.

[shaz_xo]

LOL she really loves you doesn't she!
Are you sure you didn't sleep with her?
=P

[d_code]

omgilovesharon

[shaz_xo]

omgthankyouiloveyourpicit'stotallyhot

[shaz_xo]

It looks like Ashton Kutcher's mouth.. mmmm!