back, again

Jul 01, 2010 02:33

I don't know why I can't fall asleep tonight. I was awake at 8:30 this morning, and now it's 2:30 am. I didn't even nap today. I should be tired ( Read more... )

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sensibleken July 1 2010, 07:39:02 UTC
mandolin ftw!

i presume youve already done the two peas in a pod pun.
you could rhyme monk with hunk
chromosome with brand new home

best idea ever

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sayshesaslut July 1 2010, 14:02:05 UTC
I'm totally just beginning the mandolin. Not all that good, yet!

Haha, those are some ideas I hadn't included. Here, I'll just put the song so far in here because I know you'll get a kick out of it:

I wanna mack on you, sweetie
since I first smelled your pheromones.
I think it's really hot
your immune system's not
all that similar to my own.

I wanna make love to you, lover.
Run my fingers through your hair.
Then when we're done
mixin' genes and havin' fun
we can draw up some Punnett squares.

I wanna get down with you, honey.
I'm really hot for your phenotypes.
So when we feel
that we've swapped our alleles
we can determine likely genotypes.

I wanna make babies with you, baby.
Recessive genes runnin' on your mother's side.
When you're in my pants
there's a two in four chance
of our baby having your brown eyes.

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sensibleken July 1 2010, 14:37:35 UTC
excelent. i especially like the last 3 lines. I only recently got back into mandolin. ive also been having banjo drama, spent months looking for a good one, found a beautiful gort tenor then discovered that gort use sweatshops. sooooo pissed off

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sayshesaslut July 1 2010, 19:22:32 UTC
Hah, thanks. The last three lines are my favorite, too.

It's slow going for me, learning to play this thing. I don't really play any instrument (although I've owned at various times an acoustic electric guitar, an electric guitar, a bass guitar, a really nice set of bongos, a mini button accordion, several ocarinas, and a fiddle), but I've fallen in love with my used mandolin, so I'm determined to learn how. I need to find someone around here who can give me a couple lessons, I think.

Hoorah, banjos. Boo, sweatshops.

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