so i was walking down the hallway and was like, where did all these hot teachers come from. its like a clan o' hottness, and i wonder if they eat lunch together, splitting five dollar pizzas bceause hot people can eat five dollar pizzas ( Read more... )

laura

will you just give me one more chance
to be the man i can

I I can't seem seem

to forget your mom's apple pie,

it tasted so so
good
on her her.

daymn.

soy milk on the bottom of my cup.

and i'm.

sippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppping.

it.

up.

i'm gunna be gone for the week on saturday...

will anyone notice

Christmas was ( Read more... )

its almost chirstmas.

i just tied string all over my chirstmas gifts. i am the most horrible gift wrapper in the world, my mom was laughing at me.

i fail.

I'm eating a pear/and the next door neighbor is cooking a stake/ his mom used to milk cows for a living/ her high school teacher taught her everything important is already solved for you/ she lost her son to hawaii's ocean/ he gets blow jobs every afternoon from this chick named tonya/ she learned during 6th grade playing 7 minutes in heaven, not ( Read more... )

Driving. And the snow. Is hitting. And I'm wondering if i'm the only one catching all this. And how cool it be. If I was the only one.

And the sky is hanging. By itself. Just hanging. Like it didn't belong but forced itself to be there.

And the moon. looked like construction paper. scotch taped to a lightbulb.

knock.knock

I'm bored.

Jorge is eatting.

His food smells bad. I wonder if he notices me writing this. But I bet hes too busy watching the tv and consuming his own smelly crap.

damnnnn... i soo told him.