Lemonade From Lemons

[sbbish]

Shovel for digging: $8.98
Pickaxe for breaking up the hard earth: $6.96
500-watt work light for working in the dark: $10.98
Two hot girls buying these items at Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning: Priceless

Comments

[kymberlynn]

Good outlook love. I am sure there are zombie movies that start out with that kind of lead in.

[hoopkid]

I would totally write the screen play for that.

[beylit]

When we lived in Nacogdoches we played a game to see what the most disurbing combination of items we could buy at walmart at 2am was. It started off by accident when we were shopping with the sound guy for a musical, and he had to buy 200 un lubricated condoms, 5 jars of vaseline, 20 rolls of medical tape, 20 feet of rope and a c-wrench. The woman looked at us like we were insane.

I think the best we got though was a box of sequence, a hack saw, and a ham, which oddly was also a legitimate purchase...