Comments | sbertie: Yeah.

sbertie

Yeah.

Jul 15, 2006 14:41

I woke up like an hour ago. It's really hot outside. I don't think I'll leave my bedroom all day. There's a window air conditioner and a bed here. What's out there? Nothing but 100 degrees of hateful sunshine ( Read more... )

hooch, just an update

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randomneses July 15 2006, 21:49:24 UTC

(and really, ANYONE ELSE WHO MAKES ONE OF THOSE "WHY ARE WE FRIENDS" POST): I won't comment on that entry. IF ANYONE READING THIS DOESN'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHY WE'RE FRIENDS THEN CUT ME. Um. I meant from your flist. Not, like, literally. I doubt that I'd be effective in a knife fight. There'd probably be a lot of screaming and useless running around.

WELL I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH!

YOU LIKE TITO'S TACOS!

sbertie July 15 2006, 21:58:09 UTC

THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER KNOW ME!!!!!

( ... )

randomneses July 15 2006, 22:00:46 UTC

THATS FROM THE COMMERCIAL I WAS TALKING ABOUT! 8D

TOOOOO FUNNY!

MMM...TITO...WHAT A FOX. MAKE ME A BURRITO ANIMAL STYLE!

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:03:34 UTC

LOL that's from the website. I would DIE to see the commercial... they probably only play it on the westside.

AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY TITO YOU BITCH

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kaskait July 15 2006, 21:54:12 UTC

It looks like you had a good night.

Are you now posting random statements from around your list?

Thats it! I'm filtering you OUT lady! Wank wank wank wank wank.

XD

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:00:25 UTC

lol, some of those are from Thursday and Wednesday. Even I have my nightly limits of humiliation.

HA TRY TO KEEP ME AWAY YOU LEG LICKING PERVERT

kaskait July 15 2006, 22:18:37 UTC

I am the leg licker girl and don't you forget it!

Yeah.

Leg Licker Girl vs. Robot Girl Smackdown 2006

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:34:08 UTC

lmao WE'LL DO IT AS PAY-PER-VIEW. If we throw some, like, jello into the mix WE'LL BOTH GET RICH!!!

nousia July 15 2006, 22:04:48 UTC

Whoa.

Ashley doesn't know the female anatomy? :o

# Remember to buckle your belt after using the bathroom, because just leaving it open and flapping around sends a strange message.

*snickers*

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:06:46 UTC

lol, I DON'T KNOW. She confused me.

tehfudgie July 15 2006, 22:06:33 UTC

fuuuuuuuck you. YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE 2AM AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINK PROPERLY THEN. OR EVER, FOR THAT MATTER. SO DON'T START WITH ME.

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:09:16 UTC

VUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Pfft. We may need a labled diagram or something.

AND I'LL START AND FINISH WITH YOU WHEN I WANT. lol that made no fucking sense i just wanted to sound like a badass

tehfudgie July 15 2006, 22:17:35 UTC

JESUS I'VE TAKEN SEX ED. WELL, HEALTH IN MIDDLESCHOOL IN 8TH GRADE. AND I'M "REQUIRED" BY THE STATE TO TAKE HEALTH CLASS SOMETIME IN HS BUT I'M WAITING TILL SENIOR YEAR BECAUSE I HAVE A FULL-ASS SCHEDULE BECAUSE I AM AWESOME LIKE THAT.

I'LL FINISH YOU

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:38:52 UTC

OMG don't wait until senior year!! You need to know about stuff! ACK.

I'LL FINISH YOU
lol. sure. I'LL FINISH YOU LIKE A FAT KID FINISHES CAKE... FAST AND MESSY.

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noisyevergleam July 15 2006, 22:07:59 UTC

man, you are so much fun.
but it would be pretty sweet to be in a knife fight with you.

the bullets you made are why i quit drinking.

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:17:50 UTC

lol, those bullets will make me quit drinking for like a week or something.

And OMG you can totally be on my knife-fighting team. You're little, but you seem pretty tough and that you might fight dirty. If things get really desperate, though, I need to know that you won't be adverse to flashing boob in order to win.

noisyevergleam July 15 2006, 22:24:30 UTC

i'm really fucking feisty. like whoa.

and the boob thing is noooo problem.
the boyfriend and i 'fight' constantly. its usually a water fight that ends in the entire livingroom being soaked, or its a poking fight, the other night i knocked him off the bed in a pinching fight (we're both covered in little pinch-bruises, lol) and i always distract him with my boobies before i attack him FTW. i'll be like "HEY!!! *flash*" and his eyes get all glossy and then i can shove an ice cube into the back of his underwear.

its pretty awesome.

sbertie July 15 2006, 22:33:05 UTC

OMG WE CAN GO ON LIKE A KNIFE-FIGHTING BAR TOUR OF AMERICA. You're fiesty, I'm slightly spastic. You're cute and blonde, I'm cute and asian. WE NEED OUTFITS.

i'll be like "HEY!!! *flash*" and his eyes get all glossy and then i can shove an ice cube into the back of his underwear.
Sigh. WE ARE SOULMATES. I appreciate a woman who understands how to manipulate the simple-mindedness of men.

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