I've Found My Future Husband

[sbertie]

Yes, I've found my ideal man, the man against whom all others will be forever be measured.

Who is this paragon, you ask? The answer: Craig Ferguson.

Yes, Craig Ferguson is the Ideal Man.

I mean, just look at him! Isn't he lovely?

Comments

[annearchy]

I never get to see him on TV because he's on so late. But I Loooooove his burrrrrrrr when I see his commercials :) And I bet that's a Clan Ferguson tartan on that kilt. Too bad we can look up underneath...:D

[sbertie]

Pervert! LOL, I worship you for even thinking like that! I know, once school starts I won't be able to stay up, but my love for him will force me to dust off the VCR and tape it.

[ladybluestar]

I so have a song a/b Scottish men for you guys... hmm... maybe I'll post the lyrics on my LJ...

Nah, too much work. I'll just tell you what happens. A Scottish man passes out drunk on the side of the road leaving the pub. Two Irish girls happen to pass by... get curious as to "what the Scottish men don't wear beneath their kilts". The two proceed to admire and leave a blue ribbon around "the star of this Scot's kilt-lifting show". He wakes up, stumbles over to take a leak and remarks, "My friend I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize."

[sbertie]

I. can't. stop. laughing.

[carondelet]

Hmm. Nothing like a good, warm, Scots...

[exhaledeeply]

*has sex with your icon.*

Done.

[carondelet]

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My former icon needs a sandwich and a shower now. *stupid grin*

[exhaledeeply]

*puff of cigar*

[venus_ice]

oh hey! i watch the late show sometimes. craig kilborn is such a fucking douche! your boy is soooooooooo much more fun to watch.

oh! my husband is a craig too. *points to icon.*

[sbertie]

Yes! Kilborn is the once and future douche! And my boy is fucking awesome!

Hah! And both our husbands are musical Craigs! Though yours is actually sucessfull at it... Oh well. If my husband were great at EVERYTHING, then he would actually be too perfect to be my ideal. Yeah, that's it! *g*

[venus_ice]

heh. my husband doesn't know i exist. well, he knows i exist he just doesn't know what i look like. or that i'm bat-shit crazy for him. i have yet to kidnap him and drug him. dang. my schedule is so packed.

[sbertie]

tsk-tsk... One must make time for such important goals. I really think continuing your education can be put on hold. College? Whatever.

[ladybluestar]

Your ideal man sounds quite delightful, though I tend to prefer mine a little... younger, seeing as I'm *whispers* 24.

[sbertie]

Good!!!!! Less competition for me!!!! Bwahahahah!!!!!! I know he's a little older, but that just means he's got a lot of experience under his belt. Or kilt. Whatever.

*g* The fact is, all the men I have ever dated have been quite a bit older than me. Except for two times I went out with guys quite a bit younger. Smiles at those memories. Youth is good sometimes!

[ladybluestar]

I've always dated guys near my age... my husband happens to be exactly 17 days younger.

[sbertie]

Awww... that's freaking adorable! I'm obviously following in my mother's footsteps: My dad was 15 years older than her. After he passed, her second husmand was almost 10 years younger. Even my brother is about a year younger than his wife. Though, my perfect man aside, I can't imagine EVER getting married! All my married friends joke that I have the soul of an old comfirmed male bachelor trapped in the body of a woman!

[bogfrog]

Oh yes...such an improvement over Craig Kilborn, who just sucked.

[sbertie]

I couldn't even watch kilborn, chauvinist ass that he was. Craig 2.0 is a dream come true compared to him. lol, I'm getting all goofy just thinking about him!