Comments | sbertie: Holy Friggin Crap Almighty

sbertie

Holy Friggin Crap Almighty

Oct 07, 2005 17:03

OH MY GOD I ALMOST GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF ME ( Read more... )

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nousia October 8 2005, 00:40:56 UTC

Whoa. That's so freaky. And scary. Scaryfreaky.

*hugs you* I'm sorry you had to go through that :(

I think I am sooooo deserving of like AT LEAST a few weeks of total boringness after all of this...

Definitely. *nods*

And I dunno -- maybe the hooker was suffering from Lack of Business Syndrom or something.

If such a thing exists.

nousia October 8 2005, 00:41:09 UTC

*Syndrome

:p

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:28:24 UTC

Aw, thanks. Scaryfreaky is the word. ha. And I'm pretty sure the problem was a NO lack of substances syndrome!

nousia October 8 2005, 01:31:02 UTC

And I'm pretty sure the problem was a NO lack of substances syndrome!

Muuuu, you are very right.

And glad that you're feeling a lot better *hugs again*

bogfrog October 8 2005, 00:53:51 UTC

HOLY GODDAMN CRAP, are you ok?!

If it makes you feel any better, I was eyed lewdly by several rednecks today. Luckily, none of them attacked. :P

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:29:50 UTC

lol, yeah, I'm fine. I just realized that nothing REALLY happpened to me, other than getting FUH-REAKED OUT.

And... I'm eyeing you lewdly RIGHT NOW.

bogfrog October 8 2005, 01:32:58 UTC

It would freak me out too. You should've said, "Hey man, I'm on YOUR side!"
:P

OMG!

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:38:37 UTC

LOL, yeah, unfortunately I left my "I HEART TRANNY HOOKERS" tshirt at home.

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idealfacade October 8 2005, 01:04:11 UTC

Ah, Los Angeles...

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:31:17 UTC

Nice. LOL, remind me to invite you to uncomfortable family meetings so that you can really break the ice.

idealfacade October 8 2005, 02:41:36 UTC

Well, nothing can break the ice like this story. Great conversation starter, you might get tmi with it. Keep it as a weapon in case "the weather looks good" is not to your taste.

andburn1 October 8 2005, 01:33:44 UTC

LMAO, that was brilliant. Um, well, I would be so scared, but whatever.

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:39:41 UTC

I'm glad my horrors amuse you, you little bastard.

andburn1 October 8 2005, 01:47:22 UTC

As long as you're okay, then yes, cest tres amusent.

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:52:52 UTC

glad to see that french is paying off.

Bâtard. I looked that up, just for you.

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demosthenes91 October 8 2005, 01:44:16 UTC

So when did the snakes put you up to it?

*ducks*

I'm so sorry for that total skew from reality! I can't imagine how freaked out you must have been. Personally, I'm totally non-confrontational, so I probably would have run... as fast as my legs could carry my chubby ass... pudge would be bouncing too and fro in a stunning array of fat cells on the jiggle. And remember, I haven't worn a bra since August.... yep... jiggling for all the world to see...

Nothing says 'fucking hilarious' like a short, fat person running for their lives.

*hugs*

Glad the martini did the trick. And maybe you should shop at Walgreens from now on...

sbertie October 8 2005, 01:54:37 UTC

*laughs like a crazy person, though not fucked up tranny hooker crazy*

And HEY!!! You're like a half inch taller than me! NOT SHORT. lol.