oh god what am i

[pmatureelectro]

[For those of you wandering through SBG's halls on a fine day as today, you might notice the little pitter patter of feet. You might even get a glimpse of the owner of those small feet: a little electric mouse Pokemon, running around. He seems to be checking all of the sockets, all of the areas behind things, and crawling into as many open bags as

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[alltheparadoxes]

[And here comes Silver on his never-ending quest to find all the Chao. And he sees an oddly-shaped Chao chewing on whatever it was chewing.]

Aha! Found you little guy, come with me so I can put you somewhere safe!

[No Silver, that's not a Chao.]

[pmatureelectro]

[At this, the Pichu lets out a mighty SQUEAK And darts a few steps backwards. What the hell is a Chao. What is that. He holds his dusty toast fragment close to his chest.]

[alltheparadoxes]

[Wait. Did Chao make those kind of squeaks? OH WELL. He reaches over for the Pichu.]

Come here!

[pmatureelectro]

[Have some sparking cheeks, Silver. He's not happy]

Chu.

[punchevolution]

[Watch out, Pichu. Suddenly, the little pitter patter of feet is accompanied by the whumph-galumph of a pair of much bigger feet. Much bigger incredibly super stealthy feet, at that.]

[pmatureelectro]

[Pichu stops shredding paper, and turns to look in the direction of the new visitor. Was someone there? His ears twitch as he looks down the hall.]

[punchevolution]

[Nobody here but us recycling bins. Disregard the ears and long, pointy tail sticking out from behind the bin. Those are totally normal.]

[pmatureelectro]

[He sniffs the air before spotting the appendages.]

Hello....