Did someone call for a cranky old lady.

[oakisaloser]

Don't think I didn't read that post, you old coot!

First that dumb Pokedex and your dumb ideas about studying Pokemon and now you're going to take out a lady many times your age to the dance? I'm not jealous.

Despicable! Why don't you take me to the dance. I'm a very good dancer.

....

HEY.

Why are so many of you GYM LEADERS taking extended vacation

Comments

[hasprettiestmon]

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at aallll.

I see to the duties at my gym quite regularly, thank you, Agatha.

[oakisaloser]

I bet it still not enough. Is your body separated from Brock's while you were typing this? Honestly if you two can't stay a minute apart from each other, there's no way that Gym of yours is getting enough of you.

[hasprettiestmon]

... Yes. Yes it is. I can assure you that we are not conjoined at the hip as the tabloids may have led you to believe.

[oakisaloser]

Yeah but I bet he's still slobbing all over you. And it's not tabloids, it's perfectly good reading materials.

Is it true that he has rock nipples? I wouldn't be surprised.

[blazinglizard]

Whose Charmeleon are you callin' a nuisance?

[oakisaloser]

Oh great, you finally managed to evolve. Sure took you long enough.

[blazinglizard]

This from a chick who thinks a Golbat and a Haunter make a good Elite Four team?

[oakisaloser]

You sure seem to think one of them is good enough to be in your bed so I hardly see what the problem with them is, kid.

[things_go_boom]

[Do not want.]

[oakisaloser]

[Oh my god I don't even know where to begin with you. You don't have a proper starter, you don't use Pokeballs like a proper trainer, you've got a Legendary that's off who knows where and you've tried to raise a Pokemon on your own.

Not to mention that hair, it's terrible.]

[things_go_boom]

[HEY. No one disses the hair, old screeching harpy.]

[oakisaloser]

[I'll 'diss' that hair all I want and there's nothing you can do about it with that team of yours.]

[4x4_of_manly]

If I knew all the gym leaders were here I never woulda gone to Kanto in the first place.

[oakisaloser]

[Oh hello there sexy]

See? See? That's what I'm talking about! All these young'n trying to step away from their duties and have a party while I'm way. Kids these days.

[hasquestioncane]

[.............. oh.]

Hello, Agatha.

[oakisaloser]

!!!

Blaine don't tell me you're going to follow them here too.

[hasquestioncane]

[Facing Agatha = do not want sob]

O-of course not! H-hah! I'm just visiting, that's all. [You're a horrible liar, Blaine.]