Totally Not Ripping Off Dan

[sbkidjamx]

Basically, it works like this: I'ma post some pictures of movies I enjoy. Leave a comment with your guesses, which will be screened to prevent people from copying off others (I'M WATCHING YOU), and after a while I'll reveal the winner, and they will get a fabulous grand prize of "Absolutely Nothing

Comments

[netami]

Oh this is EASY!

1. Pong 309X(Thirty Ninety-EX), the scene whereas right paddle is played by a break-dancin' hair stylist and the left paddle stars MIB agent reject "F". Directed by Uwe Bowl.

2. Miss Saki's Best Bukkake. This is a scene where Miss Saki is about to show her friend the ilicit video tapes that made her a star. Firery demon sperm not included.

3. US Navy Seals: THE MUSICAL. 'Nuff said.

4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Silent Bob asks for directions while Jay takes the hitchhiker's advice and gets to work on the kindly black man. "It ain't cheatin', my girlfriend blew up!"

5. Mortal Kombat 8: Kock Knockers. Newest generic ninja skin remodel CAMO-GUY avoids a close one. Shortly after grenade goes off for FATALITY.

6. The Mummy 3: The Scorpian King 2: Revenge of Jurassic Park. Here shown Clint Eastwood, formerly Moses, showing Michael Jackson wanna-be through the dangers of Jurassic Park so that he can unlock the pyramid with his little scorpian key pendant necklace... thing. \

The end. I win.

[squalor]

1.) Minority Report
2.) The Incredibles
3.) Equilibrium
4.) Collateral
5.) X2
6.) The Rundown... I think. Only one I wasn't sure of since I've never seen it.

[squalor]

\m/(>_<)\m/ @ song.

[squalor]

Oh yeah, that was a total guess at the title for number 6. If that's not even right, I meant the movie with the Rock and Sean William Scoot. It's probably called something entirely different.

LOL 3 comments. I should form my thoughts together better next time.

[darkzebrahead]

1. Minority Report?
2. Incredibles
3. Equilibrium?
4. Collateral
5. X2
6. The Rundown