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Little-known facts about our favorite cynical everything-hater, Chase de Lloyd. Let's rumba!


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chase!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Chase!
2. Chaseolatry is the mindless worship of Chase.
3. Over 2000 people have now climbed Chase, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
4. Until the 1960s, Chase was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
5. Originally, Chase could not fly.
6. Ideally, Chase should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Chase its 'Man of the Year'!
8. South Australia was the first place to allow Chase to stand for parliament!
9. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Chase state'.
10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Chase!

Oh, the sheer truthicity of it is overwhelming.

EDIT: Also, if you're interested, read up about the Lloyds in general.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Lloyds!

1. A the Lloydometer is used to measure the Lloyds.
2. The Lloyds can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
3. The horns of the Lloyds are made entirely from hair.
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are the Lloyds!
5. The difference between the Lloyds and a village is that the Lloyds do not have a church.
6. The Lloyds are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
7. The Lloyds once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
8. The Lloyds, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the Lloyds.
10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in the Lloyds!