[FIC] Laundry is disgusting
Title: Laundry is disgusting
Author: sbluesnow
Group(s): Super Junior
Main: Series Archive | One-Shots Archive
Pairing(s): Heechul x Kyuhyun
Chapter(s): One-Shot
Prompt: Lingerie
Dedicated to: everkitsune because she gave me the prompt
-x-
It's that time of the month again. No not that time because Kyuhyun is pretty sure that he's not a girl. If anyone is, he'd gladly name about half of Super Junior who at times are very feminine or has a feminine personality.
It's his turn to do the laundry. For both dorms. Why? Because every now and then the cleaning Ahjumma has a day off and that's when Super Junior has to fend for themselves. He got the wonderful job of doing their laundry. He hated it so much but he wasn't willing to give it up. After all, compared to everyone else, his job was a lot less stressful and tiring.
Eunhyuk, Hankyung and Yesung got grocery and household items shopping. That doesn't sound so bad but try coming back with a trunk and the back car seat full of food, daily items and miscellaneous items. That'd take a good 3 hours to shop for then about another hour to go to the market and come back. Leeteuk got stuck doing the dishes and cleaning out the pantry on the 12th floor. Ryeowook was doing that on the 11th floor. Sungmin got the chore of cleaning the 11th floor washroom. Kangin got the 12th floor washroom. Shindong and Donghae got the liberty of sweeping the floors, cleaning the windows and changing the sheets for both floors.
Heechul had a doctor's appointment at the hospital then a being a guest on a radio show so he was excused for the day.
"Lucky bastard." Kyuhyun cursed softly taking out the 11th floor's clothes from the dryer and folding them neatly into their owner's respective piles.
Yes he hated his chore but he wasn't going to do a crappy job about it.
Finishing all the clothes and putting them on the right member's bed, Kyuhyun got into the lift to go to the 12th floor. It may have been easier if he had started both dorms laundry at the same time instead of wait for one floor to be done then start on the other. That would have been the smart choice but the smarter choice would be to do it the long way and not have your hyungs use their hyung status to make you help them with their chores while you are waiting for the loads to be done.
Stepping out of the lift and entering the 12th floor Super Junior's dorm with the key Leeteuk had given him, Kyuhyun walked slowly to the washer and dryer. Everyone had already thrown all their dirty clothes into piles on the ground, in the baskets or on top of the washer and dryer.
Ignoring the stench of sweat, more sweat and sour smelling clothes, Kyuhyun pulled out his rubber gloves from his back pocket and quickly shoved the first load of dark coloured clothes into the machine. Around 30 minutes later, he pulled the wet clothes out and threw them in the dryer and turned the machine on. During those 30 minutes he had spent his sweet time sorting through the clothes. Putting them into piles by color and finding many wondrous things from the pockets.
Things such as a coupon for 45% off at a Seafood restaurant.
That's probably Shindong hyung's. I just might keep it to myself and use it if he doesn't ask for it by next week.
He had collected almost $30 from all the spare change that was in pants pockets and jackets. In total from the other dorm and this dorm, he had made an easy $56.78.
Having finished folding the first load and starting on the second in the machine, Kyuhyun went back to digging for more stuff.
He had found a business card from a cafe with all 9 stamps at the back used up. It was one of those kinds of cards where if you buy a drink and get it stamped and do it for a 9 times you get a drink for free.
Lucky me. It's from my favorite cafe too. Same rules applies to Donghae hyung to. He bought 9 drinks already. He can always buy one more.
He had found other random things like a small retractable silver pen, an elastic band, a couple receipts, some candy and a suede cloth used for cleaning your glasses.
Finally doing the last load of laundry, Kyuhyun was super happy. He's close to freedom! He can go back to his room and play StarCraft.
There were 2 piles of dirty clothes left. Throwing the first pile into the washer, Kyuhyun bent down to pick up the second pile. About half of the second pile fell back onto the ground after he had messily tossed the clothes into the machine. Frowning, Kyuhyun picked the clothes up and slowly put them in. Throwing a shirt in, Kyuhyun's eyes grew wide at what was underneath the shirt.
There lying on top of the dirty piles of clothes was a bright fire engine red thong with a little bow in the center of the elastic with the English word "FUCK" in big white font across the front.
Hesitantly picking it up with his gloved hands, Kyuhyun tried to remember what Kibum had said what the word meant. Staring at the words and unconsciously tilting his head to the side Kyuhyun tried to rack his brain for the meaning.
"It means fuck." Said a voice from the doorway.
Kyuhyun's body whirled around and his hands automatically hid the lingerie behind him. Never had he thought he'd be caught staring at something like that out in the openness of the dorm.
"H-Heechul hyung." Kyuhyun stammered.
"I never knew you had a lingerie kink."
"I don't!" Kyuhyun shouted, denying what his hyung was saying and waving his arms to form an "X".
Heechul laughed at his dongsaeng. Kyuhyun didn't get why his hyung was laughing until seconds later where he blushed and shoved the lingerie into the washing machine.
"If you're ever curious Kyuhyun ah, just come to me. I'll personally put on a show for you. That's not the only lingerie that I have." Heechul winked at him and gave him an air kiss before leaving the laundry room laughing his head off and getting asked if he was okay by Donghae.
Kyuhyun breathed inhaled and exhaled big deep breaths. He wanted to get rid of the image of his hyung wearing that and having more of it in his room. He'd choose shopping with a mothering Ryeowook and an annoying Yesung anyway over having to do laundry for his hyungs again.
Heechul and his lingerie is something Kyuhyun never ever wants to see or hear about ever again.
He made a mental note to throw out the gloves he was wearing after he finished the laundry. Or better yet, burn them. No way was he going to sell it to ELF. Not even Heechul's biggest fan should have to touch something as grossed as that.
-x-
A/N: I'm so sorry Kit. I tried my best. I've failed you. The story is so boring.
Comments are welcomed~♥
Author: sbluesnow
Group(s): Super Junior
Main: Series Archive | One-Shots Archive
Pairing(s): Heechul x Kyuhyun
Chapter(s): One-Shot
Prompt: Lingerie
Dedicated to: everkitsune because she gave me the prompt
-x-
It's that time of the month again. No not that time because Kyuhyun is pretty sure that he's not a girl. If anyone is, he'd gladly name about half of Super Junior who at times are very feminine or has a feminine personality.
It's his turn to do the laundry. For both dorms. Why? Because every now and then the cleaning Ahjumma has a day off and that's when Super Junior has to fend for themselves. He got the wonderful job of doing their laundry. He hated it so much but he wasn't willing to give it up. After all, compared to everyone else, his job was a lot less stressful and tiring.
Eunhyuk, Hankyung and Yesung got grocery and household items shopping. That doesn't sound so bad but try coming back with a trunk and the back car seat full of food, daily items and miscellaneous items. That'd take a good 3 hours to shop for then about another hour to go to the market and come back. Leeteuk got stuck doing the dishes and cleaning out the pantry on the 12th floor. Ryeowook was doing that on the 11th floor. Sungmin got the chore of cleaning the 11th floor washroom. Kangin got the 12th floor washroom. Shindong and Donghae got the liberty of sweeping the floors, cleaning the windows and changing the sheets for both floors.
Heechul had a doctor's appointment at the hospital then a being a guest on a radio show so he was excused for the day.
"Lucky bastard." Kyuhyun cursed softly taking out the 11th floor's clothes from the dryer and folding them neatly into their owner's respective piles.
Yes he hated his chore but he wasn't going to do a crappy job about it.
Finishing all the clothes and putting them on the right member's bed, Kyuhyun got into the lift to go to the 12th floor. It may have been easier if he had started both dorms laundry at the same time instead of wait for one floor to be done then start on the other. That would have been the smart choice but the smarter choice would be to do it the long way and not have your hyungs use their hyung status to make you help them with their chores while you are waiting for the loads to be done.
Stepping out of the lift and entering the 12th floor Super Junior's dorm with the key Leeteuk had given him, Kyuhyun walked slowly to the washer and dryer. Everyone had already thrown all their dirty clothes into piles on the ground, in the baskets or on top of the washer and dryer.
Ignoring the stench of sweat, more sweat and sour smelling clothes, Kyuhyun pulled out his rubber gloves from his back pocket and quickly shoved the first load of dark coloured clothes into the machine. Around 30 minutes later, he pulled the wet clothes out and threw them in the dryer and turned the machine on. During those 30 minutes he had spent his sweet time sorting through the clothes. Putting them into piles by color and finding many wondrous things from the pockets.
Things such as a coupon for 45% off at a Seafood restaurant.
That's probably Shindong hyung's. I just might keep it to myself and use it if he doesn't ask for it by next week.
He had collected almost $30 from all the spare change that was in pants pockets and jackets. In total from the other dorm and this dorm, he had made an easy $56.78.
Having finished folding the first load and starting on the second in the machine, Kyuhyun went back to digging for more stuff.
He had found a business card from a cafe with all 9 stamps at the back used up. It was one of those kinds of cards where if you buy a drink and get it stamped and do it for a 9 times you get a drink for free.
Lucky me. It's from my favorite cafe too. Same rules applies to Donghae hyung to. He bought 9 drinks already. He can always buy one more.
He had found other random things like a small retractable silver pen, an elastic band, a couple receipts, some candy and a suede cloth used for cleaning your glasses.
Finally doing the last load of laundry, Kyuhyun was super happy. He's close to freedom! He can go back to his room and play StarCraft.
There were 2 piles of dirty clothes left. Throwing the first pile into the washer, Kyuhyun bent down to pick up the second pile. About half of the second pile fell back onto the ground after he had messily tossed the clothes into the machine. Frowning, Kyuhyun picked the clothes up and slowly put them in. Throwing a shirt in, Kyuhyun's eyes grew wide at what was underneath the shirt.
There lying on top of the dirty piles of clothes was a bright fire engine red thong with a little bow in the center of the elastic with the English word "FUCK" in big white font across the front.
Hesitantly picking it up with his gloved hands, Kyuhyun tried to remember what Kibum had said what the word meant. Staring at the words and unconsciously tilting his head to the side Kyuhyun tried to rack his brain for the meaning.
"It means fuck." Said a voice from the doorway.
Kyuhyun's body whirled around and his hands automatically hid the lingerie behind him. Never had he thought he'd be caught staring at something like that out in the openness of the dorm.
"H-Heechul hyung." Kyuhyun stammered.
"I never knew you had a lingerie kink."
"I don't!" Kyuhyun shouted, denying what his hyung was saying and waving his arms to form an "X".
Heechul laughed at his dongsaeng. Kyuhyun didn't get why his hyung was laughing until seconds later where he blushed and shoved the lingerie into the washing machine.
"If you're ever curious Kyuhyun ah, just come to me. I'll personally put on a show for you. That's not the only lingerie that I have." Heechul winked at him and gave him an air kiss before leaving the laundry room laughing his head off and getting asked if he was okay by Donghae.
Kyuhyun breathed inhaled and exhaled big deep breaths. He wanted to get rid of the image of his hyung wearing that and having more of it in his room. He'd choose shopping with a mothering Ryeowook and an annoying Yesung anyway over having to do laundry for his hyungs again.
Heechul and his lingerie is something Kyuhyun never ever wants to see or hear about ever again.
He made a mental note to throw out the gloves he was wearing after he finished the laundry. Or better yet, burn them. No way was he going to sell it to ELF. Not even Heechul's biggest fan should have to touch something as grossed as that.
-x-
A/N: I'm so sorry Kit. I tried my best. I've failed you. The story is so boring.
Comments are welcomed~♥