[FIC] goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish
Title: goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish
Author: sbluesnow
Main: Series Archive | One-Shots Archive
Pairing(s): Kibum / Eunhyuk / goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish
From: Super Junior Random Pairing Generator
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"Kibummie! Can you do me a huge favour???!!!!!!" Eunhyuk pleaded putting on the best puppy eyes he could muster. It was so cute that even Donghae was no match for his eyes.
"Okay, fine." Kibum gave in. Honestly, if those puppy eyes could beat Donghae's, there is no way he could say no.
"I want monkey crackers!" Eunhyuk's eyes lit up like Kyuhyun's did when someone agreed to have an all night marathon of playing StarCraft with him.
"Monkey crackers?" Kibum repeated, just to make sure his hearing wasn't failing on him.
"Yes! Monkey crackers! They're so cool!"
"Um, can I ask why?" Kibum knew his hyung could be childish but this is a whole new level of childish.
"They're so cool!"
"Besides that reason."
"Because then I can have real monkeys!" Eunhyuk was literally jumping in his spot. He was acting a lot like a pogo stick.
Suddenly everything clicked in Kibum's mind. Sighing, Kibum mentally prepared himself for the headache his hyung was going to give him after what he says next.
"Hyukkie?"
"Hmm?" Eunhyuk hummed, tilting his head to the cutely, looking so innocent and oblivious to what Kibum was going to say next.
"You do know that monkey crackers aren't made of monkeys right?" Kibum said in a soft gentle voice. He didn't want his hyung to freak out and be hit by a huge waterfall.
Eunhyuk blinked his eyes cutely at Kibum. Not even 30 seconds after, his eyes started to tear up. The tears came and fell like mad. It wasn't a huge waterfall. It was a tsunami.
"Bbb-but." Eunhyuk couldn't even form a sentence properly. He was bawling his eyes out, hands lying limply by his side.
Kibum rushed forward and hugged the boy close. He gently rubbed his hyung's back up and down, hoping to calm the older man down. "Shh, it's okay. Hyung it's okay."
"No it's not! I want my monkey!" Eunhyuk whined, still crying like there's no tomorrow.
"Who told you that monkey crackers were made of monkeys?"
"Changmin did. He was saying that goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish and Donghae said they were. Then they started to talk about other animals." Eunhyuk whispered into Kibum's chest, tears were still falling but his breathing was normal. He wasn't hyperventilating like before. That freaked Kibum out.
Kibum made a mental note to kill Changmin after this. It's bad enough to tell DongHae that but to also drag Eunhyuk into it is terrible. What he said may be true, but really, its animal crackers. Who cares what they're made of? Tears falling like a tsunami over animal crackers are nothing but painful headache.
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A/N: Some sweet fluff LOL
Comments are welcomed~♥
Author: sbluesnow
Main: Series Archive | One-Shots Archive
Pairing(s): Kibum / Eunhyuk / goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish
From: Super Junior Random Pairing Generator
-x-
"Kibummie! Can you do me a huge favour???!!!!!!" Eunhyuk pleaded putting on the best puppy eyes he could muster. It was so cute that even Donghae was no match for his eyes.
"Okay, fine." Kibum gave in. Honestly, if those puppy eyes could beat Donghae's, there is no way he could say no.
"I want monkey crackers!" Eunhyuk's eyes lit up like Kyuhyun's did when someone agreed to have an all night marathon of playing StarCraft with him.
"Monkey crackers?" Kibum repeated, just to make sure his hearing wasn't failing on him.
"Yes! Monkey crackers! They're so cool!"
"Um, can I ask why?" Kibum knew his hyung could be childish but this is a whole new level of childish.
"They're so cool!"
"Besides that reason."
"Because then I can have real monkeys!" Eunhyuk was literally jumping in his spot. He was acting a lot like a pogo stick.
Suddenly everything clicked in Kibum's mind. Sighing, Kibum mentally prepared himself for the headache his hyung was going to give him after what he says next.
"Hyukkie?"
"Hmm?" Eunhyuk hummed, tilting his head to the cutely, looking so innocent and oblivious to what Kibum was going to say next.
"You do know that monkey crackers aren't made of monkeys right?" Kibum said in a soft gentle voice. He didn't want his hyung to freak out and be hit by a huge waterfall.
Eunhyuk blinked his eyes cutely at Kibum. Not even 30 seconds after, his eyes started to tear up. The tears came and fell like mad. It wasn't a huge waterfall. It was a tsunami.
"Bbb-but." Eunhyuk couldn't even form a sentence properly. He was bawling his eyes out, hands lying limply by his side.
Kibum rushed forward and hugged the boy close. He gently rubbed his hyung's back up and down, hoping to calm the older man down. "Shh, it's okay. Hyung it's okay."
"No it's not! I want my monkey!" Eunhyuk whined, still crying like there's no tomorrow.
"Who told you that monkey crackers were made of monkeys?"
"Changmin did. He was saying that goldfish crackers aren't made of goldfish and Donghae said they were. Then they started to talk about other animals." Eunhyuk whispered into Kibum's chest, tears were still falling but his breathing was normal. He wasn't hyperventilating like before. That freaked Kibum out.
Kibum made a mental note to kill Changmin after this. It's bad enough to tell DongHae that but to also drag Eunhyuk into it is terrible. What he said may be true, but really, its animal crackers. Who cares what they're made of? Tears falling like a tsunami over animal crackers are nothing but painful headache.
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A/N: Some sweet fluff LOL
Comments are welcomed~♥