Disorder in the Courts of America

[sboyblue]

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place

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[bobofcups]

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

This one just made me almost snarf a latte out my nose.

[gabeysf]

This is the best shit ever.