I have a friend or is always whining and bitching about things that just can't happen... not just celebs or the Dark Lord but EVERYONE... it's like she's bitch on heat.
It's getting annoying, and I'm thinking of sending an AK anti-valentine's card to shut her the hell up... is this too harsh?
Absolutely not! As I loathe whiners, I totally concur with your form of action. If this doesn't solve the matter, a discreet Imperio might just do the job.
So, you are telling me that you would love the guy that came in and robbed your house? I think not. Don't throw around broad statements like that, especially if you don't mean them.
Why do so many people whine and complain that Potions class is difficult? It's not Snape's fault that they're stupid. Oh, wait. Question about love, my bad. Why do guys always confide in me but never want to date me?
I honestly don't know why people whine about Potions. maybe we should sterilise the stupid humans and then we wouldn't have to worry about it!
Have you come out and asked them why? I find the direct approach is usually the best approach. Though I don't know why you would want a guy in your life, but that is up to you I suppose.
My boyfriend says he loves and adores me, but he keeps leaving the toilet seat up and his socks on the floor, even when I repeatedly tell him to pick his shit up. Should I kill him?
Yes, either that or a good Imperio should fix him up. Seriously! What is up with men and their annoying habits? I personally think we should kill them all and rule the world. Just saying.
The Dark Lord would tell you to stay celibate and serve him. I, on the other hand, don't believe there is anything as the perfect man, you have to train them, break them in.
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I have a friend or is always whining and bitching about things that just can't happen... not just celebs or the Dark Lord but EVERYONE... it's like she's bitch on heat.
It's getting annoying, and I'm thinking of sending an AK anti-valentine's card to shut her the hell up... is this too harsh?
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Cheers, DE sbrande
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I am a Hufflepuff - I love everyone! Isn't it great?!
<3 you
Dicky
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Thoroughly disgusted, DE sbrande
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Why do so many people whine and complain that Potions class is difficult? It's not Snape's fault that they're stupid. Oh, wait. Question about love, my bad. Why do guys always confide in me but never want to date me?
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Gal Who Understands Potions
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Have you come out and asked them why? I find the direct approach is usually the best approach. Though I don't know why you would want a guy in your life, but that is up to you I suppose.
Cheers, DE sbarnde
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My boyfriend says he loves and adores me, but he keeps leaving the toilet seat up and his socks on the floor, even when I repeatedly tell him to pick his shit up. Should I kill him?
Sincerely,
Fed up
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Cheers, DE sbrande
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I'm still waiting for the perfect man. Do I have any hope of finding the elusive Mr. Right? What would the Dark Lord suggest?
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Cheers, DE sbrande
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