Today for like the sixth time this month, I decided to skip out on my education. Life every day is so monotonous. If I'm going to have another boring day I might as well just spend it at home alone rather than at school where there are too many people looking to socialize. No, I don't want to have a conversation with you consisting of fake smiles ( Read more... )

Float on, cannon ball. Take your robot out for a swim
and run like my nose, prosthetic man.
"Ahoy, Captain! We're very near!"
"To land?" the captain asked incredulously.
"No, death," the crew replied gleefully.
"But I'm too young to dye!" the boy whispered fearfully to his barber.
"Alright then. Prepare to bleach," replied Floyd.
Floyd the Barber
BLEACH
I ( Read more... )

Analogies help the slow at learning. Ignorance comes naturally. As long as she hears silence behind the closed doors then everything will be fine. As long as she thinks it's still breathing. Sprawled out on the carpet staring up at the cracks on the ceiling and the peeling paint on the walls. Glossy eyes reflecting the void. The door slams and at ( Read more... )

I just had to be like everyone else and get a Livejournal.
[sarcasm]Yay.