I will befriend her on Live Journal and then use my mexican charm to entice her into accepting a drink from a random stranger laced with roofies, then proceed to impregnate her with the seed of mormon hatred.
"proceed to impregnate her with the seed of mormon hatred. "
WOW, your words are like sweet poetry that drips from your lips and onto the keyboard. heres a tip though: shes a TOTAL alcoholic hussy! you can just instigate a drinking contest and her pride will do all the work for you!
"shes a TOTAL alcoholic hussy! you can just instigate a drinking contest and her pride will do all the work for you!"
EVEN BETTER!!! I'll challenge her to a drinking match---but i will have to be drinking my OWN bottle of Vodka (thats really water but shhhhhh) and I will allow her to drink herself into oblivion---the proceed to place the mormon seed.
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WOW, your words are like sweet poetry that drips from your lips and onto the keyboard. heres a tip though: shes a TOTAL alcoholic hussy! you can just instigate a drinking contest and her pride will do all the work for you!
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EVEN BETTER!!! I'll challenge her to a drinking match---but i will have to be drinking my OWN bottle of Vodka (thats really water but shhhhhh) and I will allow her to drink herself into oblivion---the proceed to place the mormon seed.
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