so like, yesterday, when i was deboning chicken thighs, and slicing and pulling and ripping the little pink globs of meat as they desperately clung to the bone, i couldnt help but think i was practicing for something, and like, not just practicing, but getting the practice i had been needing ( Read more... )

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tonight's episode of american idol

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kevin: i cant stop thinking about your pimple (that he had just popped for her 10 minutes ago)
nichole: why?
kevin: i want one.
emily: ill give you a pimple.
kevin: how?
emily: ill rub some fucking pesto into your face and let it marinate.
kevin: yeah right, im not doing that again.

top five community names that have "goth" as an interest.

darklordscrypt

darkalabama

spookyfaeries

moments_in_love

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we should make a bunny
we should make a bunny on a fork
we should make a bunny on a fork because we would so eat a bunny
we would so eat a bunny as fuck


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http://www.jaworski.co.uk/m13/13_lemmawocky.html

a link to some conspiracy theory type thing that links Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky to mathematical concepts. but even more eerie is my that the url has my last name in it!