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[scabbypants]

I've just applied for two jobs. One's in Antarctica, which I'm quite serious about. The other? Paranormal investigator! I'd get to wear one of those special ghost-hunting caps and walk around with one of those fancy rods that make beep beep noises when ghosts are nearby! And that's not all! If I get the paranormal investigator job, I could

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[donttouchmyhat]

Do you also get to wear an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back?

[scabbypants]

Do you think I'd accept a job that didn't require me donning such a fabulous backpack?

[donttouchmyhat]

Will you wear it regulation style or slung offa one shoulder like the whippersnappers do?

[scabbypants]

Regulation style. There's nothing nonchalant nuclear accelerators.

Hey, have you seen Delicatessen? I want that Postman's boots and goggles. Maybe a black cape, too. I wonder when they're gonna fire me?

[edgar]

My pleasure ;)

Hey, I'd be keen on meeting you for a gas bag and a drink some time, too.

[scabbypants]

You bet! 027-652-3704

[mortimer_ford]

I like how you swing.

Kick over a penguin for me. It's always something I wanted to do. Where you think you're going, buddy? WHUMP! Trouble Walking? Whump Hey, let me help you up. Whump. You're getting warmer. Whump. That's not the way. Whump. Where all your friends at now? Whump. You're a little too far from the sea, arncha?

WHUMP!

[scabbypants]

Oh, Mort. Not the penguins.