Have you guys ever seen the British comedy series Little Britain? One of Matt Lucas's characters is a stage hypnotist who doesn't really hypnotise anything, it's just funny, yeah ( Read more... )

Hey palz, I'm employed! As of Wednesday I will be getting paid a healthy sum to ride a bicycle!

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Glubwobble (adj.)

Descriptive of the feeling you experience when you get out of bed early in the morning before the hangover wakes up after a night of heavy drinking, and just when you're beginning to enjoy your cup of coffee and start making optimistic plans for the day, the hangover bursts cheerfully out of the bedroom and exclaims, "Hello! ( Read more... )

Just returned from the North Island.


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I need to take a break for a moment from the usual collection of silliness, non sequitors, and folderol that is my journal and give a big wave and a boisterous 'hello' to Leapin' Louie Lichtenstein the Jewish Lithuanian Cowboy! Also, welcome to my little online travesty, Dave from AZ! Drag up a rock and prepare to be appalled!Oh man, I love ( Read more... )

I was sipping on my treatment (=gin) this afternoon at the Dux, and overheard some rich suburban American slobs complaining about the city. At first I was aggressively uninterested, but when I heard the words "mullet" and "chainsaw" I snapped my book shut and began the eavesdropping. After a few moments I realised they were whinging about our ( Read more... )

I should not be doing this so soon after an injury. I am an idiot.


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Today I've been thinking about things I don't like because a lot of things I don't like have been happening to me lately, such as having a sword swallowing accident involving a very long sword in the stomach and a very energetic dog, losing important personal items in the streets, and having to go to the post office. One thing I really don't like ( Read more... )

Matt and I are officially New Zealand residents as of yesterday. I've been wanting this more than anything else for three years. No more losing sleep and worrying about obstacles and red tape whilst duplicitous immigration agents fleece us of all of our cash. No more sitting on the floor agonizing over deadlines and bank statements and delays ( Read more... )

This guy right here is my new hero.


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