This is perhaps the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time:

http://www.aracnet.com/~jester/industrial/trent.html

Sometimes bad things happen ( Read more... )

So it's cold here at night, really really really cold. I happen to work nights, so I get to experience the coldness of it all. Everyone is all like, "No, you only think it's cold because of the sudden temperature differential between day and night ( Read more... )

After smoking 2 small bowls, I have 2 more flavors of shisha to report on ( Read more... )

So when I very first got here in Iraq, I went down to one of the Arabic marts they have here, and bought myself a hookah. It's a tiny little guy, blue and silver in color, and quite majestic in it's stance and beauty. It smokes great, which I have to admit was an apprehension of mine, seeing as I got the thing for next to nothing, I figured it ( Read more... )

Ashe: Aprilia Tuono 1000 R. http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2009models/2009-Aprilia-Tuono1000R.htm I could totally see Ashe riding on this quirky thing. I mean, why not? Ashe is a studly man, I could see him mounted on the height ( Read more... )

The New York Skankees just won the World Series.

When you place someone in a location where he or she will be gone for a long, long time strange things happen. Deprived of familiar comforts and passions can make for a hopeless feeling. It turns people upside down. It makes them unstable, as they work through a seemingly endless struggle and all control back home is lost ( Read more... )

The Angels had an embarrassing loss to the Yankees last night at 5 to 2. The Angels, who had won the 2 previous games and showed a sign of hope to going to the World Series played like absolute garbage last night. There were various mistakes and an absolutely disgraceful 8 walks ( Read more... )

This is not an official "Odie At The Bat" sports news update, but I would like to state that the Yankees lost to the Angels . . . and it was great.
Other than that, I'm just letting you guys know that I still exist and all is well.