Working on escape

[scallywolf]

So I've met some of you. Hello, I'm Remus Lupin

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[threeswordstyle]

what do freckles have to do with sun

[scallywolf]

It makes them much darker and obvious.

[threeswordstyle]

says who

[scallywolf]

Says experience thus far! I have about a million more freckles than I did a few weeks ago.

[blackflagblack]

I got a splinter in my paw chasing after your daft arse.

[scallywolf]

Terribly sorry about that. Really.

...How on earth are we going to cope with this at sea.

[blackflagblack]

You can make it up to me in Bosun servitude.

We'll manage something, Moony. Stop making the unhappy hippo face. We're the Marauders.

[scallywolf]

Oh that sounds positively thrilling. But at least you're spelling it correctly, which my grammarian heart appreciates!

Are you saying I look like a hippo?

[blackflagblack]

I hexed singing warts on James's bum for making fun of your shedding. Does that improve your health?

[scallywolf]

Marginally. And depends entirely on what they're singing.

[blackflagblack]

...

Well your hearing is mostly back to normal, yes?

[scallywolf]

Things are a bit loud still. And I'm getting the sinking feeling that you made them sing terribly off key. Am I correct> Does that terrible cacophony of noise stem from James's backside?

[redeyedpirate]

I HAVE A RAFT! I can come rescue you on my way to meeting my new crew! Yeah? Cool, y/n??

[blackflagblack]

BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT. I HAVE SAND IN VERY MANY PLACES. YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN. WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

[redeyedpirate]

MY NAME'S AKAYA! Are you Sirius of the Smelly Feet?

[blackflagblack]

My feet smell of roses and sunshine. Remus of the Pregnant Old Hag Nose is not to be trusted. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AKAYA.

[pirate_beau]

Are rafts the preferred method of transportation amongst commoners?

[captainhikaru]

I got to the word "raft" and stopped reading.

[pirate_beau]

Hikaru! I'm sure this entry is filled with zany commoner stories. You should read the whole thing!

[captainhikaru]

I couldn't bring myself to, Tono. A raft is below commoner.