Well then.

[scallywolf]

I've been abducted and thrown on a ship that I still believe is doomed to sink. I will never, ever understand the logic in picking a ship that looks "cool" but also like it's about to sink However, it has not yet done so, meaning for the moment I am still alive

Comments

[bite2death]

Your ship must be sunk so I can sail the ocean without herbivores like you bothering me.

[scallywolf]

...Herbivore? I'm quite fond of meat, actually.

[bite2death]

That doesn't change anything.

[scallywolf]

No? I rather thought that was the definition of an herbivore, a creature who only eats plants.

[threeswordstyle]

Sticking spells?

[scallywolf]

Precisely! Making things stick. In this case, a bookcase to a ceiling.

[threeswordstyle]

Why the hell would you want a bookcase there?

[scallywolf]

Humor's sake! It's not mine.

[agent_wolf]

Apparently he likes it stuck. =/

Hope you don't sink. You try sticking things in the holes?

[scallywolf]

Oh? Well, I suppose it is rather a curiosity.

Nothing so obvious as a hole yet. I just have a, well. Sinking suspicion.

[agent_wolf]

Yeah, I guess.

...Hehehehe.

[scallywolf]

I hadn't intended on the pun. It just happened.

[eyepatch21]

Your username sort of reminds me of someone else's... Are you a wolf sometimes too??

[scallywolf]

Sometimes, you could say. Yes. Who's?

[eyepatch21]

You do?? That's so cool!!

And it's -- oh, I see you're already talking with him! agent_wolf!

[scallywolf]

...Cool? Well. I've never viewed it as such, but alright.

He's a decent sort, even if his tastes are appalling.

[justice_giraffe]

You've been abducted?! By whom? Are you all right?

[scallywolf]

It was more a figure of speech than anything else, don't worry! My friend, Sirius, just has what I believe to be very bad taste in boats. I'll be fine, I'm sure.

[justice_giraffe]

Well that's good to hear. If you need any advice on how to improve your ship, feel free to ask me. I was once a shipwright, so I know what I'm talking about.