the fuck

[scalpelcuts]

right where the fuck did this thing come from n why'm I already friends with you pack of assholes?

what the fuck month is it

since when've I got a computerchrist I'm too sober for this shit, don't talk to me unless you've got whiskey or harder

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[metrovampyre]

...I really don't believe that you are "too sober" right now. Actually, I am a little impressed that you can type so legibly.

It's May, by the way.

[scalpelcuts]

'm way too fuckin sober cos I can only see one of you n you're the right colour

probably anyway shit are you really that fuckin pasty
ha

nnh. thanks

[metrovampyre]

Heh, you're one to talk. You're still living and you're nearly as pale as me.

God, being that fucked up cannot be healthy. How the hell can you do that to yourself all the time?

You're welcome.

[scalpelcuts]

hey I ain't that fuckin' pale

not pasty anyway. an' all soft. like the goddamn. pillsbury doughboy or some shit I dunno

heh

ngh. 's a lot easier than the bits like this. 'cept that time everyone had extra arms n spinny purple halos that was fucked up. nah an' it's not like I'm usually seein' extras of anyone really cos the world only needs one of each of you fuckers anyway, tops, so any shit does that I ain't touchin' it again.

anyway 'course it's fuckin healthy I'm a doctor so I'd fuckin know now wouldn't I

[bootybuccaneer]

So am I getting a summer job or is it a peak season only thing?

[scalpelcuts]

what
what the fuck

what'd I agree to
I ain't payin' you for it whatever the fuck it is

wait peak season for what

[bootybuccaneer]

SELLING DRUGS TO COLLEGE KIDS.

WE HAD A DEAL. You supply, I sell, you get a cut.

[scalpelcuts]

FUCK COLLEGE KIDS I NEED WHAT I GOT DID YOU FUCKIN MISS THE SOBER BIT
HELL WITH THIS

WHAT KIND OF CUT

[touceyithard]

HEY. JACKASS.

I'M COMIN' OVER.

BEFORE YOU SAY NO, I'M BRINGING LIQUOR.

[scalpelcuts]

that is what I like to fuckin' hear, why'd those other two assholes not lead with that right off is what I wanna know. christ. thought I made myself pretty goddamn clear, 'pparently you're the only one can fuckin read

so come the fuck here already

[touceyithard]

they don't know you like I know you

[scalpelcuts]

now that is a fuckin fact.

thank christ, anyway, just the one of you's enough.

[necro_romancer]

DOC, I GOT RAPED

I NEED MEDICAL ASS HELP.

[scalpelcuts]

you what, what the fuck? fuckin hell Hanna what stupid shit did you get your ass self into this time?

[necro_romancer]

HEY, I'M BEING PERFECTLY HONEST HERE, DOC.

I GOT RAPED. CAN I PUT IT ANY MORE CLEARLY?

I DON'T NEED A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, BUT A DOC, DOC.

[scalpelcuts]

no I fuckin followed that bit thanks I'm just wonderin' how the fuck that even happened, what've you got Captain Corpse around for if not protectin' your stupid ass?

christ never mind don't answer that ugh

fuck
fine

I got company right now lemme kick 'em out n then you can come over

[vampqueen2u]

My, you do like it rough. I think the last time I lost a month's time was back in New Orleans right after the revolution. Now that was truly the party of the century.

I like it

[scalpelcuts]

heh heh. New Orleans. yeah. got some memories there m'self

well I say memories really s'more like a lack of 'em but fuck that's how you know you're doin it right 'm I right?

'course I fuckin am

can think of a few good ways t'show your appreciation

[vampqueen2u]

Amen to that, Doctor.

If you're up for it, I am~<3

[scalpelcuts]

hell yeah, just name time n place, chère.