heh

[scalpelcuts]

can't get proper photographic evidence but I still think this's pretty fuckin conclusive

Comments

[vampqueen2u]

SO UNCANNY

[scalpelcuts]

the accuracy's almost fuckin scary

[bootybuccaneer]

He gets pretty sparkly after that lotion body spray bullshit.

[scalpelcuts]

jesus christ

there's fag an' then there's prepubescent girl

where the hell'd you two hook up, a fuckin Claires?

[bootybuccaneer]

YOU CALLING ME A FAG?

[scalpelcuts]

callin' him a fag but I guess since you're fuckin' him, sure. transitive property n all that fuckin jazz.

[metrovampyre]

OH COME ON

[scalpelcuts]

hey people've got a right to know the truth 's not my fuckin fault if you didn't tell 'em first

[metrovampyre]

WHATEVER. NO sex ALCOHOL FOR YOU TONIGHT, ASSHOLE.

ALSO YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THAT "PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE" BECAUSE NOT ONLY WOULD I NOT SHOW UP ON THE CAMERA BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

[scalpelcuts]

aw Connie c'mon that ain't nice :( :( :( :(

already got laid today anyway

's why I said I can't get it, work on them readin' comprehension skills. anyway don't think I need it really, this'll do.

bring me booze

[necro_romancer]

AHAHAHAAAA

DOC, YOU'RE FUNNY

I LIKE BLINGEE DOT COM TOO

[scalpelcuts]

hey it already had that shit on it when I found it, 'm pretty sure that's just his natural inner core of fag shinin' through

[necro_romancer]

NO.FUCKIN.WAY.

[scalpelcuts]

total fuckin way.

[misterfineass]

This is actually fairly accurate.

Minus the sun, of course.

[scalpelcuts]

hold up a fuckin minute this's all vampires sparklin like that? cos I was pretty sure that was more about him bein a giant fuckin fairy n not about the snaggletooth thing

huh.

[misterfineass]

Oh no. He just uses a lot of glittery beauty products.

[scalpelcuts]

ha, fuckin knew it

does he really use sparkle lotion that goddamn much, how the hell did everyone know this but me

guess I don't spend much time actually lookin at 'im.