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[vampqueen2u]

....Now I want one 8(

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he ain't mine anyway, don't gotta own one to. y'know.

scratch his little belly n let him gnaw on your fingers

n whatnot

[touceyithard]

AWWWWW PRATCHETT!!! WHO'S A GOOD KITTYYY???????

I LOVE MY CAT.

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yeah yeah he's pretty good I guess.

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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[bootybuccaneer]

He looks a lot like Veser Jr.

I miss that cat.

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Pratchett's cuter
never saw 'im.

[bootybuccaneer]

Of course he's cuter. Veser Jr was a big badass stray cat at my school.

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who knocked up your fag cat. that's fuckin adorable, oughtta make a Disney flick out of it.

[metrovampyre]

Pratchett looks like he is doing really good there. I'm so glad. ♥ HE IS SO PRECIOUS

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yeah, yeah, he's meowin' his stupid head off n tryin to kill my feet n clawin the shit out of my goddamn coat whenever he's got half a fuckin chance at it. he's fine.

nnrrgh.

[metrovampyre]

Sounds like he likes you. Heh.

I uh, am kind of missing all the cats now, heh. Hanna came over with Duchamp so we have four here but I mean. I'd kind of like to visit the other ones. Would you mind if I visited?

I could bring Juliet, Naked for you and we could watch Kubrick's Lolita and discuss it in comparison to the book and... )8?

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well I been feedin him probably better than I feed myself so he better fuckin like me.

yeah
well

.....

whatever

fine

[necro_romancer]

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yeah, Hanna. practically twins.

bring 'im by sometime, maybe Pratchett'll stop maulin my goddamn shoes if he's got a buddy to gnaw on instead.

[necro_romancer]

NO CAT WILL GNAW ON MY BABY KITTY, DOC.

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naw y'know 's just one of them
love bites
or whatever

cos they love each other n all like good furball brothers. right. hell, yours can bite him back if he can work out which end is his