AIM log: Why Spooning is punishment for Demons... Now in CAPSLOCK!

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Alastair:
OH HAI BB *Because Alastair: totally chats like this*
Knife!Dean:
OH HAY GF
*haha, don't worry. It ends up been ooc most of the time anyway*
Alastair:
SO DEAN
YOU BEEN MAIMING AND KILLING STUFF LATELY
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOTALLY COOL IF YOU WERE
Alastair:
LOL
Knife!Dean:
LOL I TOTALLY HAVE YOU HAVE NO IDEA ITS GREAT
Alastair:
YEAH
THAT'S AWESOME
HUMANS SUCK
SO HARD
HATE THEM
THEY'RE LIKE SUPER LAME
Knife!Dean:
SUPER LAME. SUCK HARDCORE. NOT IN THE GOOD WAY. usually.

Alastair:
*Pops an eyebrow*
OH DEAN I JUST HAD A REVELATION
WE SHOULD PUT SPIDERS ON OUR VICTIMS
IT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME
AND THEN WE'LL FUCK
IT WILL BE GREAT
I'LL MAKE A CHEESE PLATTER FOR THE OCCASION
Knife!Dean:
BROWN RECLUSE Y/N?
Alastair:
..
YOU HAVE TO PICK IT UP
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING THERE.
Knife!Dean:
Dude
are you afraid of spiders?
Alastair:
No.
*Avoidy*
Knife!Dean:
YOU ARE AREN'T YOU
OH THIS IS GREAT
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Alastair:
SHUT UP
Knife!Dean:
I
Alastair:
I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
Knife!Dean:
AM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE I KNOW
AND SOME PEOPLE I DON'T
LOL MASS MESSAGING EVERYONE ON THE LIST BRB
Alastair:
YOU DO THAT AND I'M PUTTING YOU ON A PLANE
ETERNALLY
Knife!Dean:
IT'S ALMOST WORTH IT
Alastair:
TURBULENT
Knife!Dean:
lfjapd'[okq'ea
NOT COOL
Alastair:
LETS SHAKE HANDS AND NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN
Knife!Dean:
Fine.
I'm still using this against you
just you wait
Alastair:
THIS NEEDS A DEAR MUN ENTRY
Knife!Dean:
Hobo spiders everywhere.
Alastair:
LOL
Knife!Dean:
YES YES IT DOES
Alastair:
I'M DUUING NOW
Knife!Dean:
SWEET
I'M WAITING FOR IT
Alastair:
http//community.livejournal.com/dear_mun/.html
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Dean.
I hope this clears the air forever
Knife!Dean:
STILL NOT SURE I BELIEVE
just so you know
ALASTAIR:
SAYS SLEEP IS FOR NERDS
AND GIRLS
Knife!Dean:
I AGREE.
Alastair:
OH GOOD
Alastair:
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
EXCEPT I'M A BETTER MIND
BECAUSE...
YOU KNOW
IT'S ME
I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE
THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL
Knife!Dean:
YOU'RE ALL TRADITION
I'VE GOT THE MODERN CREATIVITY
Alastair:
...
DID YOU JUST AGE RAGE ME?
Knife!Dean:
YES
YES I DID
Alastair:
FUCKER
I'LL CUT YOU
Knife!Dean:
PROMISE?
Alastair:
:3
Knife!Dean:
I'D TYPE A HEART BUT THAT MIGHT BE SORTA GAY
SO HAVE THIS WINK INSTEAD
;)
Alastair:
NO
IT'S NOT GAY
ALASTAIR: LIKES HEARTS
Knife!Dean:
OK. THEN HAVE SOME
Alastair:
I EAT THEM
Knife!Dean:
<3 <3 <3
I'M NOT SURE IF TEXT HEARTS TASTE GOOD
Alastair:
YOU ARE SO THE GIRL
Knife!Dean:
I AM NOT
Alastair:
YOU SO ARE
Knife!Dean:
I AM NOT
SHUT UP
Alastair:
YOU LOVE HOW I DOTE ON YOU
GIVE YOU TREATIES
Knife!Dean:
maybe just a NO I DON'T
ASSHOLE
Alastair:
:3
YOU LOVE IT
WHORE
Knife!Dean: am
name calling. kinky.
NO I DON'T
I HATE YOU
Alastair: am
NO
YOU LOVE ME
<3
Alastair:
AND THAT MAKES YOU A DIRTY WHORE
Alastair:
WHICH IS A COMPLIMENT BTW
(PEOPLE DON'T GET ME I DON'T KNOW WHY?)
Knife!Dean:
OH
THANKS THEN
(IT'S BECAUSE YOUR COMPLIMENTS ARE USUALLY INSULTS IN NORMAL PEOPLE LAND BB)
Alastair:
OIC
WELL
NORMAL PEOPLE ARE USELESS
Knife!Dean:
IKR
WHY DO YOU THINK I WENT ALL SERIAL KILLER
well, beside the fact it's fun. And a great art form.
Alastair:
Agreed
Knife!Dean:
You'd love the things I'm doing to 'em. I got photos. Call me sentimental of w/e but I got my pride
Alastair:
Ah
Evidence
If you need a character witness at your trial you know where to find me.
Knife!Dean:
Come on
They won't catch me
Knife!Dean:
What are they going to tie photos to anyway?
God you really piss me off sometimes
Alastair:
Really
Interesting
Knife!Dean:
Dude
you always act like I'm being careless
Alastair:
Perhaps I'm just a tad paternal
Knife!Dean:
Wow, what does that say about me?
If you're all paternal
lol I'm fucked up
it's good tho
Alastair:
It means that I care
I've invested too much in you for you to be killed all over again
The climb up from hell the first time was tiring enough.
Knife!Dean:
ILU Aly
Knife!Dean:
Okay, now that we're done with the chickflick moment
Alastair:
yes that was awkward
*Slaps Dean's head*
Don't take photos
Knife!Dean:
Ow! Goddamnit
Sam wants 'em
Alastair:
*facepalm*
Knife!Dean:
He's just as much of a bitch as you are
Alastair:
*Frown*
Excuse me?
Knife!Dean:
JUST
AS
MUCH
OF A BITCH
AS YOU
ARE
Alastair:
...
*More facepalming*
Ever get the feeling you took the turkey out of the oven too soon?
Knife!Dean:
Ow my ego
Alastair:
ooc informercial testimonials are hilarious
Alastair:
ooc everyone is so happy.
ooc I LOST INCHES ASK ME HOW
Knife!Dean:
ooc I KNOW. I'm actually watching one right now. It's about vacuums and their AMAZING SUCK POWER LOOK AT THIS SUCKAGE IT'S AMAZING
Alastair:
ooc CARDIOTWISTER. I
DEAN WE SHOULD GET SOME OF THESE
CAN GET FATTIES ON THEM
Alastair:
TORTURE PLUS
Knife!Dean:
PURE TORTURE
BRILLIANCE
Alastair:
I'M SO CLEVER
THE CLEVEREST DEMON EVUR
Knife!Dean:
IDK ABOUT THAT
Alastair:
..
....
...........................
Knife!Dean:
J/K
Knife!Dean:
YOU'RE STILL MY FAV, ALY
Alastair:
ORLY
I NU IT
OTHERWISE I MITE HAVE HAD TO PUNCH SOMETHING
Knife!Dean:
PROBABLY ME RITE
Alastair:
OR OBESSIVELY CLEAN SOMETHING
DUST IS SUCH A BOTHER
Knife!Dean:
OMG UR A NEAT FREAK
CUTE
Alastair:
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS?
I THOUGHT IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE
Knife!Dean:
ITS ONE OF THOSE THINGS
I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT
TBH
Alastair:
LOVE IS BLIND
<3
...
I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
Knife!Dean:
SRSLY
HAHA
Alastair:
JOKE
...
I DON'T LOVE YOU
IT'S ALL A RUSE
Knife!Dean:
I KNEW IT
BRB
Alastair:
MMKAY
Knife!Dean:
CUTTING MYSELF
Alastair:
CAN I WATCH?
Knife!Dean:
ANYTIME
<3
Alastair:
SO CONSIDERATE
I'LL BRING POPCORN
Knife!Dean:
YOU'LL SHARE RIGHT
Alastair:
AND CRITICISE YOU AS YOU DO IT
NO
Knife!Dean:
DAMN IT
Alastair:
YOU DON'T NEED EMPTY CARBS IN THE AFTERLIFE
Knife!Dean:
YOU DICK
YOU CAN'T WATCH
I CHANGED MY MIND
Alastair:
TEASE
Knife!Dean:
YOU KNOW IT
Alastair:
*LIPBITE*
Knife!Dean:
BLOOD EVERYWHERE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO MISS IT
Alastair:
ALRIGHT YOU CAN HAVE SOME POPCORN
Knife!Dean:
YOU CAN WATCH THEN
MAYBE
Alastair:
\O/
Knife!Dean:
STILL UNDECIDED
Alastair:
BET YOU'LL INVITE SAM OR SOMETHING
Knife!Dean:
HEY
HE CAN DO CRAP TO ME
THAT I CAN'T DEFEND AGAINST
HE'S NOT AFFECTED BY ALL THE DEVIL STUFF
Alastair:
WHAT A GODMODDER
AT LIFE THAT IS
Knife!Dean:
HE IS
Alastair:
...
Knife!Dean:
HES A TWINK
Alastair:
I WISH I COULD KILL HIM
BUT I CAN'T
HE KILLED ME ONCE DYK
WHAT A DICK
Knife!Dean:
I MIGHT HURT YOU IF YOU DO, JUST FYI
Alastair:
PROMISE?
Knife!Dean:
HE'S STILL MY BRO
Alastair:
<3
I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER
Knife!Dean:
HURT YOU AS LONG AS YOU WANT
YEAH YOU HAVE
YOU'RE WAY COOLER, ALY
Alastair:
I KNOW
SAM'S A BUTTERFACE
Knife!Dean:
SAM'S NOT MY BFF ANYMORE
LOL
Knife!Dean:
BUTTERFACE
Alastair:
YOU TELL HIM THAT FROM ME
MMKAY?
WHO'S YOUR BFF?
Knife!Dean:
WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT
YOU'RE MY BFF
Alastair:
\O/
I'LL TRY NOT TO KILL YOU THIS WEEK
WELL
I CAN'T PROMISE THAT
WHAT AM I SAYING
WHEN I TRY TO KILL YOU
I'LL MAKE IT QUICK!
:-D
Knife!Dean:
DON'T DO THAT
Alastair:
DYING IS FUN DEAN
IT'S A TOTAL TRIP
Knife!Dean:
SURE YOU CAN COME BACK
Alastair:
AND YOU CAN'T?
LOOK
SMOKE OUT TO ANOTHER VESSEL, I'LL MURDER YOU A LITTLE, THEN SMOKE BACK INTO YOUR BODY.
Knife!Dean:
MURDER ME A LITTLE
LOL
Knife!Dean:
I'VE NEVER VESSEL SWAPPED
I THINK I'M THE LAMEST DEMON EVER
Alastair:
PRETTY MUCH
NAW YOU'RE OK
THAT BODY IS TOO PRETTY TO GIVE UP.
I SWAP TO A NEW ONE EACH WEEK
Alastair:
JUST FOR KICKS
Knife!Dean:
THX I LIKE IT TOO
IDK HOW I GOT IT THO
I MEAN
HOW LONG WAS I DEAD
Alastair:
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
I'M SURE THERE IS A REASONABLE EXPLAINATION
Alastair:
...
PERHAPS A WIZARD DID IT.
Knife!Dean:
I CALL HAX
Alastair:
OIC
Knife!Dean:
SO DYING
IT'S NOT LIKE
PERMANENT
?
Alastair:
NOT FOR US
FOOL
EXCEPT...
BY ANGELS
Knife!Dean:
I KEEP PISSING THEM OFF IDK
Alastair:
SAME
Knife!Dean:
NOT DEAD YET
Alastair:
THEY'RE GENERALLY PUSSIES
Knife!Dean:
I NOTICED
Alastair:
ALL TALK NO ACTION
Knife!Dean:
LAME
Alastair:
AND THEY ACT LIKE DEMONS HALF THE TIME
Knife!Dean:
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT
PUTTING US OUT OF A JOB |8
OK SO IF YOU AREN'T LYING
I'LL LET YOU MURDER ME A LITTLE
Alastair:
A LITTLE
Knife!Dean:
SO THEN I CAN THROW IT IN SAMS FACE
Alastair:
LOL
Knife!Dean:
AND I DON'T HAVE TO INVITE HIM WHEN I CUT MYSELF
K?
Alastair:
AW HE CAN COME TOO
I CAN CONSOLE HIM
Knife!Dean:
OMG
YOU WANT ALONE TIME W/ SAM?
WTF
WTF
Alastair:
HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE AWKWARD AT DINNER PARTIES
Knife!Dean:
OMG
YOU CALL ME THE WHORE
Alastair:
WELL NOT EVERYONE CAN SLEEP WITH ASTARTE.
Knife!Dean:
IDK
SHE SEEMS PRETTY OPEN TO IT
NOT FEELING LIKE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ANYMORE
Alastair:
AW
NEED A HUG?
TOO BAD
Knife!Dean:
IS IT GOING TO INVOLVE A KNIFE IN MY BACK?
BITCH
Alastair:
I DON'T HUG
IDIOT
Knife!Dean:
DIAF
Alastair:
OH HOW YOU TAUNT ME
I LOVE IT
Knife!Dean:
YOU LOVE IT WHEN I TEASE
Alastair:
ESPECIALLY GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM
U GET ME
SO HARD
:3
...
NOT LIKE THAT
OMG
THAT CAME OUT WRONG
Knife!Dean:
HAHA
HAHA
OMG
Alastair:
*FACEPALM*
*EPIC FACEPALM*
Knife!Dean:
I'M SURE I DO ALY
Alastair:
OH DEAR
WHAT HORRIBLE BOX HAVE I OPENED?
Knife!Dean:
THE WORST ONE
WHEN IT COMES TO ME
Alastair:
OR THE BEST ONE?
:3
Knife!Dean:
DEF THE BEST ONE
Alastair:
I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO ASTARTE ABOUT THAT
MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T BREAK YOU.
Knife!Dean:
WHY
YOU WANT SOME?
Alastair:
OF ASTARTE?
Knife!Dean:
NO
GOD
WAIT
YES
DO YOU
Alastair:
SHE'S KIND OF MY SISTER
SORTOF
HELL IS A STRANGE INCESTUAL PLACE.
I LIKE IT
Knife!Dean:
I WAS GONNA SAY
IDK I DO TOO
Alastair:
WOULD YOU FUCK SAM?
Knife!Dean:
DUDE
WEIRD QUESTIOn
Alastair:
YOU JUST ASKED THE SAME OF ME.
SORT OF
Knife!Dean:
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR SISTER
Alastair:
I'M BEING COMPARATIVE
Knife!Dean:
SORT OF
WOULD I FUCK SAM
Alastair:
SORT OF?
Knife!Dean:
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SORT OF WAS IN RESPONSE TO
NO
I HAVEN'T ANSWERED THE QUESTION YET
Alastair:
GET BACK TO ME
Knife!Dean:
FFS
Alastair:
HE'S NOT REALLY YOUR BROTHER ANYMORE
Knife!Dean:
WHAT
HE'S SAM
Alastair:
HE'S DEVIL SPAWN
YOU'RE CARVED OUT OF SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
Knife!Dean:
HUMAN REMAINS?
CREEPY
Alastair:
THAT'S HOW I ROLL
Knife!Dean:
NECROPHILIAC
YOU KNOW
SAM OFTEN TELLS ME
HOW LUCIFER HAS
"BEEN INSIDE HIM"
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS AN EUPHEMISM
OR IF HE'S JUST BEING LITERAL
OR IF IT’S LITERAL EITHER WAY
Alastair:
YEAH
LUCIFER HAS BONED HIM
NO DOUBT
Knife!Dean:
SRSLY
Alastair:
AND YOU KNOW SAM BOTTOMS WITH THE DEVIL
Knife!Dean:
WOW
THATS ONE HELL OF A MENTAL IMAGE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

---

Alastair:
DEAN I JUST HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO TELL YOU MY FEELING ABOUT YOU
THAT'S RIGHT
MY FEELING
SINGULAR
...
Knife!Dean:
ONLY ONE
GODDAMN IT
I DON'T EVEN GET TWO
Alastair:
EXPANSIVE
THAT IS MY FEELING
Knife!Dean:
EXPANSIVE? SERIOUSLY?
Alastair:
I DON'T HAVE ALOT OF FEELINGS
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR ME
Knife!Dean:
JESUS MY LIFE SUCKS
BRB CUTTING AGAIN
Alastair: am
:-(
FINE
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT I'M TAKING IT BACK
I HATE YOU FOREVER
Knife!Dean:
NO J/K
I EXPANSIVE YOU TOO
Alastair:
BRB CUTTING MYSELF
AND I'LL DO IT RIGHT
Knife!Dean:
I DO IT BETTER
WITH MORE
PANACHE
Alastair:
IDIOT
DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU
Knife!Dean:
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Alastair:
<3
I NEED A BETTER WAY OF LEGITIMATELY THREATENING YOU
Knife!Dean:
I KNOW BECAUSE THIS PAIN THING JUST ISN"T WORKING
ACTUALLY
IT'S WORKING REALLY WELL
BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU WANT
Alastair:
I KNOW
Alastair:
IT'S AWESOME
PERHAPS I'LL THREATEN YOU WITH HUGS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
OOOH DEAN
I'M GOING TO HUG YOU SO HARD
AND NOT TRY TO HURT YOU AT ALL
HA HA HA
Knife!Dean:
OMFG
CHICK FLICK
Alastair:
*EVIL CACKLE*
Knife!Dean:
THIS SUCK
:S
NO
Alastair:
IT'S YOUR NIGHTMARE
Knife!Dean:
YES IT IS
IF YOU BRING BUNNIES
WE ARE THROUGH
FOREVER
Knife!Dean:
SAMMERS WILL BE MY BFF AGAIN
Alastair:
THEN I'LL NEED TO GIVE HIM ALL MY RAEPINGS
AND THEN YOU GET NO RAEPINGS
Knife!Dean:
WHY DO YOU HATE ME
I'M NEVER CUTTING AGAIN
I'M CHECKING INTO REHAP
Alastair:
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT!
Knife!Dean:
WHICH IS LIKE REHAB
BUT WITH A P
Alastair:
THAT'S TOO CRUEL
OIC
REHAP IS EVEN WORSE
Knife!Dean:
IT IS
AND I'M CHECKING INTO IT
AND TURNING MYSELF INTO THE POLICE WHEN I'M DONE
AND CONFESSING ALL MY LOVE
FOR GOD
Alastair:
I'LL BUILDING DOWN WITH YOU IN IT.
...
BURN THE BUILDING
Knife!Dean:
HOW DO YOU BUILDING
I DON'T EVEN WHAT
Alastair:
SHUT UP
I HATE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I HATE
Knife!Dean:
I LOVE
Alastair:
YOU
Knife!Dean:
HATE
YOU TOO
Alastair:
FUCKER
Knife!Dean:
ASSHOLE
Alastair:
I'M SO CONFLICTED
WHY DO YOU CONFLICT ME SO DEAN
Knife!Dean:
YOU CONFLICT ME TOO
Alastair:
I CONFLICT YOU SO HARD
Alastair:
ALL NIGHT LONG
AND INTO THE MORNING
UNF
Knife!Dean:
UNF
JUST HOW I LIKE IT
SO AFTER YOU FINISH CONFLICTING ME DO I CONFLICT YOU
IDGI
Alastair:
NO YOU DON'T GET A TURN
IT WOULDN'T BE RAEP IF YOU HAVE A GO
IDIOT
Knife!Dean:
DAMN IT
I NEVER GET A GO
WTF
Alastair:
SHUT UP.
I HATE YOU
Knife!Dean:
I HATE YOU MORE
Alastair:
THAT'S SO HOT
Knife!Dean:
CONFLICT ME NOW
AND GOOD THING YOU THROUGH A 'SO' IN THERE
OR I WOULD HAVE DISOWNED YOU
FOR SOUNDING LIKE PARIS HILTON
WHO HITS
LIKE A FUCKING MACK TRUCK
Alastair:
YOU DON'T OWN ME
I OWN YOU
AND YOU'LL NEVER BREAK FREE
AND BESIDES
I ALREADY HIT LIKE A MACKTRUCK
Knife!Dean:
THAT'S MESSED UP
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT
I THINK
ON ALL OF THOSE
DEFINITELY THE LAST
I KNOW THAT FROM EXPERIENCE
HURTS
SO GOOD
Alastair:
*LIPBITE*
Knife!Dean:
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Alastair: am
OF COURSE
I PROMISE I'LL GIVE YOU RAEPINGS TOMORROW
AND IF THAT LITTLE JANE OR JUDY WHATEVER HER HAME IS...
THAT LITTLE BITCH SHIT GIVES YOU ANY TROUBLE I'LL TEAR HER THROAT OUT.
Knife!Dean:
I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT
Alastair:
AW
Alastair:
YOU ARE FAR TOO SENTIMENTAL
Knife!Dean:
I'M HOLDING YOU TO IT ALASTAIR:
SHUT UP
I AM NOT
Alastair:
ARE SO
NEXT TIME WE PLAY I'LL HAVE TO CUT OUT YOUR OVARIES
Knife!Dean:
HAHA
Alastair:
JUST WARNING
Knife!Dean:
VERY FUNNY
NOT
Alastair:
WHAT
I'M THE FUNNIEST DEMON IN THE GARRISON
ASK ANYONE
Knife!Dean:
I THINK THEY JUST SAID THAT
THEY WERE LYING TO YOU
Alastair:
I DID THREATEN THEM WITH DISEMBOWLMENTS
Knife!Dean:
THERE YOU GO
Alastair:
OH SHUT IT
Knife!Dean:
THOUGH THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY
SO
IF I'M NOT A PUDDLE OF MOLTEN DEMON SOLIDIFYING INTO CHEAP HOTEL CARPET
YOU OWE ME
TOMORROW
Alastair:
ONE RAEP?
Knife!Dean:
ONE RAEP
Alastair:
:-D
Knife!Dean:
IT BETTER BE GOOD
Alastair:
OH IT WILL
FOR ME
Alastair:
IT WILL BE HORRIBLE FOR YOU
WHICH IS ALL THE FUN
Knife!Dean:
DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE GOING TO HUG ME
AND BE ALL GENTLE
BECAUSE THAT WOULD SUCK
Alastair:
THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE FOR EVERYONE
I'M NOT A BAD LAY
Knife!Dean:
WELL THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY HORRIBLE THING I CAN COME UP WITH
Alastair:
THROW IN SOME SPOONING
NOT...
Knife!Dean:
SFPOSFJ#W@'sPF"kpo. DUDE SICK
Alastair:
SPOONING YOUR BRAINS OUT SPOOING
Knife!Dean:
THAT'S JUST
Alastair:
SORRY
Knife!Dean:
OKAY THAT'S ACCEPTABLE
Alastair:
I KNOW IT'S A SENSITIVE SUBJECT
Knife!Dean:
I'LL EVEN IGNORE YOUR TYPO
Alastair:
THAT WASN'T A TYPO
EVERYTHING I WRITE IS WITH CONVICTION
SERIOUSLY
Knife!Dean:
THEN I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR
SPOOING
Alastair:
IT WILL BE HORRIBLE
WE MIGHT EVEN FALL ASLEEP IN EACH OTHERS ARMS
Knife!Dean:
I RESTATE
NECROPHI
WHAT
Alastair:
IN A LOVING EMBRACE
Knife!Dean:
WILL I BE DEAD?
Alastair:
NO
YOU WILL HAVE COMPLETE SEXUAL SATISFACTION FOR ONCE
Knife!Dean:
WHAT DID I DO TO EARN THAT
Alastair:
YOU BANNED ME FROM YOUR SUICIDE
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT
Knife!Dean:
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
Alastair:
MORE UNUSUAL
OUR LIVES ARE WEIRD
Knife!Dean:
THIS IS TRUE
I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT SPOONING WITH YOU AND
Alastair:
I HOPE SO
Knife!Dean:
FALLING ASLEEP IN A LOVING EMBRACE
Alastair:
VOMIT
I MIGHT NEED TO STRANGLE A PUPPY AFTER THIS
Knife!Dean:
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO DROWN A KID
I FEEL DIRTY
OR NOT-DIRTY
HOWEVER THAT WORKS
Alastair:
I THINK FEELING CLEAN
... THAT MIGHT WORK
IT'S OPPOSITE DAY
Knife!Dean:
IT'S AN AWFUL FEELING
SERIOUSLY
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO GO HUG BUNNIES
Alastair:
I HOPE SO
Knife!Dean:
FFS
I HATE EVERYTHING
Alastair:
EVEN ME
?
Knife!Dean:
I HATE
LOVE
HATE
YOU
Alastair:
HOT
ANYWAY
I''M GOING TO BE NOW
...
BED NOW
NOT BE NOW
OBVS
JEEEEEEEEEESUS
TIRED
Knife!Dean:
I KNOW, RIGHT
WE SLEEP NOW, MEET BACK HERE TOMORROW
Alastair:
I'LL BE DREAMING OF YOU DEAN
Alastair:
REMIEL AND CHUCK HAVE SAM'S BACHELOR PARTY TOMORROW
LOL
Knife!Dean:
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PREOCCUPIED THEN
?
Alastair:
ALY'S NOT INVITED.
HOW RUDE
Knife!Dean:
VERY RUDE
YOU'RE ALWAYS INVITED TO MY PARTIES
Alastair:
YOU DON'T HAVE PARTIES
Knife!Dean:
STFU
Alastair:
YOU HAVE PAAAAAAAAAAAARTIES
Knife!Dean:
YOU AREN'T INVITED TO THEM NOW
Alastair:
:O
Knife!Dean:
OKAY YOU'RE INVITED AGAIN
Alastair:
I'D CRASH THEM
YOU CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY
I'D FIND YOU
THEN RAEP YOU IN THE COATROOM
WITH A COATHANGER
Knife!Dean:
UNF
OW
Alastair:
AND YOU'D LOVE IT.
Knife!Dean:
I WOULD
PROBABLY
Knife!Dean:
MESSED UP
DUDE WTF DID YOU DO TO ME SRSLY
Alastair:
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE IT
HATE
LOVE
HATE
LOVE
IT
Knife!Dean:
LOVE?
ME TOO
I THINK
MAYBE NOT
BUT MAYBE
Alastair:
YOUR DAD WAS NEVER THIS FUN
HE BARELY LIKED THE RAEPINGS
WHAT A SPOIL SPORT
Knife!Dean:
I'M BETTER THAN DAD
Alastair:
MUCH BETTER
AND BIGGER *WINK*
Knife!Dean:
ZOMG O
SRSLY
Knife!Dean:
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO KNOW
SERIOUSLY?
Alastair:
WELL YOU HAVE A MONSTER SCHLONG
WHAT ELSE CAN COMPARE?
I'M GOING TO TRY TO SAY MONSTER SCHLONG FIVE TIMES TODAY
Knife!Dean:
SO WHY DON'T I EVER GET A TURN TO CONFLICT YOU
HUH
DO IT
AND SHOW ME
Alastair:
MMKAY
Knife!Dean:
DO IT SUCCESSFULLY AND I OWE YOU
SOMETHING
Alastair:
BECAUSE I'M THE DOM IDIOT
Knife!Dean:
BUT I'M TOTALLY BUILT TO BE THE DOM
Alastair:
YOU'RE SHORT
AND WHINEY
WITH DADDY ISSUES
Knife!Dean:
FUCK YOU I AM NOT SHORT
Alastair:
YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY A STRIPPER IN WAITING
Knife!Dean:
SAM IS JUST
A GIANT
WHAT DID YOU SAY
I AM NOT A STRIPPER
Alastair:
NO? -(
THERE GOES ALL MY HOT OIL IDEAS
Knife!Dean:
OKAY
SO I DO REALLY HOT STRIP TEASES
SHUT UP
Alastair:
: -D
Knife!Dean:
REALLY HOT
LIKE
PARIS HILTON THAT'S HOT
HOT
I'M GOING TO MENTION PARIS HILTON
AT LEAST TEN TIMES TODAY
TO COMBAT YOUR MONSTER SCHLONG
Alastair:
THAT'S EVIL
Alastair:
. IT'S YOUR MONSTER SCHLONG
Knife!Dean:
I KNOW
Alastair:
. WHY FIGHT THE SCHLONG?
Knife!Dean:
ALRIGHT
SO MOSTLY I'M DOING IT
BECAUSE I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE THINK ABOUT PARIS HILTON
BECAUSE THEN THEY GET ALL PISSED OFF
Alastair:
YOU'RE SO EVIL
Knife!Dean:
I KNOW
Alastair:
I MUST HAVE YOU
Knife!Dean:
I LEARNED FROM THE BEST
RIGHT HERE
Alastair:
LET'S SPOON
Knife!Dean:
OMG
Alastair:
HA HA
JK
Knife!Dean:
THAT'S BETTER
Alastair:
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING DESERVING OF A SPOONING
Knife!Dean:
GOOD
THE DAY YOU SPOON ME
IS THE DAY I'M GOING TO TAKE THE ENTIRE RAEP
GOING
Alastair:
HDU
THAT'LL NEVER COME.
HOW ABOUT...
NEXT TIME
I GIVE YOU A REACH AROUND?
Knife!Dean:
NOTHING ELSE
Alastair:
NOTHING ELSE! OR NOTHING ELSE?
Knife!Dean:
NO, THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY
Knife!Dean:
NO BEGGING OR PLEADING OR SHIT
JUST
THAT'S HOT
THAT'S HOT
THAT'S HOT
THAT'S HOT
MOST ANNOYING RAEP EVER
YOU WILL REGRET IT
Knife!Dean:
SO PROPER RAEP. LATER TODAY. SCREW CHUCK AND REMI
WHO ARE TRYING TO KILL ME BTW
Alastair:
EH?
LOL
WELL
I CAN'T PLAY AN EVIL BASTARD ALL THE TIME
OOPS BROKE THE FOURTH WALL
Knife!Dean:
FOURTH WALL WHO NEEDS IT
Alastair:
YOU LIVE FOR NOW
Knife!Dean:
FOR NOW
JUST WAIT
I'LL FIND SOMEONE TO COME SAVE MY ASS
Alastair:
REMI DOESN'T GET TO KILL YOU
I DO
AND I'LL MAKE IT GOOD
Knife!Dean:
I KNOW
ONLY YOU CAN KILL ME
K
Alastair:
K
Knife!Dean:
SO DON'T LET HIM MELT ME
Alastair:
BFFS!
Knife!Dean:
BFFS!
Alastair:
:3
Knife!Dean:
<3
Alastair:
EW
Knife!Dean:
SORRY
Alastair:
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT
Knife!Dean:
I HOPE SO

FIN!